What Will The Sex Toys of the Future Be Like?
Much has changed in the world of sex toys since I had my first rabbit vibrator ten years ago. Although it impressed me at the time, it now looks very dated. It was battery operated and was made of jelly. That is now considered a hazardous material. Now, the vast majority of my current sex toys are made from biocompatible silicone and are rechargeable via USB. As for the future, I’ve often wondered what the objects, that will provide me with my orgasms, will look like. To find out, I consulted my crystal ball and this is what I saw:
I’m not sure what year it is, but I see that I have a few grey hairs and wrinkles. It’s a sunny morning and I wake up in my future house in the country. After a shower and breakfast, I go to the window and open it. I wait there as I sip my organic green juice. Moments later, a drone descends from the sky, just at the time scheduled. It has come to bring me a box of new sex toys that I’m dying to try.