Venus the Vibrator Tester

I want to be a vibrator tester more than anything. Everyone who saw my pictures and read the article about me in Interviu magazine found out that personal ambition of mine in its headline. If it’s printed in Interviu then it must be true.

I remember reading Scarlet magazine, years ago, and feeling envious about their sex toy reviewers who got to try out all of those lovely adult novelties in the warmth of their own beds. While a days work for most people means waking up to the same annoying alarm at the crack of dawn, dragging themselves out of bed and commuting to their dreary job on public transport – I have a different plan. Sitting in a carriage with everyone else, all packed together like sardines is not for me.

For vibrator testers, life is a lot different.

Imagine waking up to the sound of the doorbell and knowing that even more sex toys have arrived for your sole use and, of course, your all important opinion about their effectiveness. It might sound like an easy job but, in fact, it’s a huge responsibility and I would never take it for granted. There’s so much more to it than just lying under the bedclothes and moaning. Most people don’t realise that the future pleasure of thousands could depend upon whether or not they choose the appropriate sex toy for them based on one of my reviews.

Some socially aware individuals adopt a tree, swear off meat or never wear leather – the sacrifice I would make for my fellow man or woman is to put their pleasure ahead of mine.

Well, sometimes.

Occasionally, I would have to come first.


Photo Andrew O’Hara

16 thoughts on “Venus the Vibrator Tester”

    1. Me too, the rabbit on the the bed and your face staring out from the book above it is genius. 🙂

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