Sparkling Darling – A Clitoral Stimulator from Satisfyer Mini – Review
After suffering from burnout last autumn, I decided to dedicate the whole month of December to self-love and healing. I had been focussing on manifesting abundance and prosperity but then I got so good at the law of attraction that I ended up burning myself out completely. I wrongfully believed that by creating more abundance in my life, I would end up being calmer and having more inner peace, but I was so wrong. Now I know that self-love and inner peace is the basis for everything and without it, it is impossible to enjoy prosperity.
My burnout manifested itself as insomnia and an overactive bladder. It was impossible for me to rest and switch off. I decided to prioritise my mental health and had a low key December workwise and devoted the entire month to self-love. I did so many incredible things such as reiki twice, ho’oponopono, medicinal breathing, meditation twice a day and I even went on a yoga retreat.
When deciding upon which sex toy to bring with me on my yoga retreat, I decided that I needed something discreet and orgasmically efficient. I didn’t want any of the other yogis to hear that I was there to raise my vibration in more ways than one.
Sparkling Darling from Satisfyer Mini is ideal for travelling and for top quality orgasms. It looks like it could be some makeup. it is small and it hardly makes any noise. It has an ABS lid that you can use if you prefer stimulation from a hard surface. Alternatively, you can remove it and enjoy a smoother surface of silicone against your delicate areas.
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Good morning! Another day, another orgasmic breakfast! On the menu today: wheat crackers with hummus, sundried tomatoes and walnuts, strawberries with oat yoghurt with hemp seeds. Freshly squeezed orange, pink grapefruit and lemon juice, lemongrass tea. Orgasms provided by Sparkling Darling from @satisfyercom review coming soon! #myorgasmicbreakfast #myorgasmiclifestyle #vegan #plantpower #satisfyermini #veganbreakfast #nofilter #noedit #selflove
MATERIAL: It is made of super-soft silicone and ABS. It is compatible with water-based lubricant. It is also waterproof, which makes it easy to clean. This also means you can enjoy it in the bath or the shower.
PACKAGING: It is presented in a no-frills box that also contains a multilingual illustrated quick-start guide, some safety instructions and a magnetic USB charging cable.
STRENGTH OF MOTOR: Strong, deep and rumbly. Perfect for my tastes. Even the strongest, continuous setting is orgasmic. There are 15 different vibration settings and 5 of them are continuous.
NOISE LEVEL: Nothing scandalous.
USABILITY: It is very intuitive to use. To charge the toy, simply attach the magnetic charging cable and plug it in. A full charge takes 2.5 hours and it will provide you with 1 hour of pleasure. There are 2 buttons, a (+) and a (-). To switch it on or off, simply press down on the (+) for a couple of seconds. To go through the 15 different vibration settings, simply short press the + to go to the next setting or the (-) to go back to a previous one.
You can use it with the lid on or off, according to your preference. For direct clitoral stimulation, use the tip to stimulate the clitoris or if you prefer more indirect stimulation, use the side of the toy instead.
ORGASM-O-BILITY: Incredible! I used this toy a lot over the Christmas period. It was definitely the right one to bring with me for my yoga retreat. I had to bite my pillow hard so that the other yogis wouldn’t find out. I think I was successful as they didn’t hear a thing… or at least they didn’t say so…
PROS: Elegant appearance. Excellent value for money. You can experiment with a hard or soft surface. Waterproof. Soft surface. Versatile for direct or indirect stimulation.
CONS: I honestly can’t think of any – it’s amazing!
Orgasms while you travel
Direct clitoral stimulation.
Indirect clitoral stimulation.
Using solo or with a partner during foreplay or penetration.
For more information about Sparkling Darling from Satisfyer Mini, visit www.satisfyer.com