‘Is this next?’ My lover asked me with a mischievous smile on his face pointing at this cock ring from Satisfyer Rings. His enthusiasm was such a turn on for me. Especially since many men over the years have been intimidated by my profession, even though it’s just a normal job at the end of the day.
He came around for coffee as he usually does in the morning. We spent a good 2 hours rolling around in my unmade bed having sex, snuggling and sex toy testing. It had got to 2 pm and I still wasn’t dressed. In the past, I would have felt guilty about this, especially during a week day. But in the last week or so, I have discovered the virtues of outsourcing. I’ve hired an SEO expert, a translator, and a video editor. I can’t express enough just how much this has improved my quality of life.
Going from solopreneur to becoming a team leader requires a total mindset shift. It took me a while to understand that paying others was actually an investment as opposed to a cost. It is also the best way to simplify my life. I’m working less hours and I can just focus on the creative process as well as supervising my newfound Venusian dream team. And of course, this means I have more time to roll around in my bed and be even more thorough with my sex toy testing protocols.
I made sure that I tested this toy at least 3 times before writing this review. It is a cock ring that is worn on the base of the penis during penetration it vibrates to provide clitoral stimulation to the female partner. It has 10 vibration patterns to enjoy and it is very intuitive to control.
PACKAGING: It is presented in a no-frills box that also contains a magnetic charging cable, a multilingual quick start guide and some safety instructions.
MATERIAL: It is made of silicone. It is compatible with water-based lubricant. It is also waterproof, so you can enjoy it with or without a partner in the bath or the shower.
STRENGTH OF MOTOR: Moderate. It is more buzzy than rumbly.
NOISE LEVEL: Silent.
USABILITY: Very intuitive. A full charge takes 1 hour and that will provide you with 40 minutes of pleasure. There is one button for switching on/off and going through the 10 vibration settings. When worn during penetration, it is advisable to go for a more ‘grinding’ motion as opposed to a conventional thrusting motion. This will ensure that the clitoris enjoys all the stimulation on offer.
ORGASM-O-BILITY: The most orgasmic way to use it was actually on my partner’s two fingers. I lay back and let hime get to work on my with the highest vibration setting, moving the toy from side to side to increase the friction. OMG!
PROS: Silent. Easy to use. Ideal for indirect clitoral stimulation. Excellent value for money. Versatile.
CONS: If you prefer rumbly vibrations, this isn’t for you.
- Using with a male partner during penetration to stimulate the clitoris.
- Using on the hand, on two middle fingers, to use as a clitoral stimulator.
- Your first couple’s sex toy.
For more information about Satisfyer Rings, visit www.satisfyer.com