I’ve been sleeping terribly lately. I wake up between 3 and 5 am every night. According to my research on Google, waking up at this time is quite typical during a kundalini awakening. Although it’s exhausting, I do love those rare moments of silence during the early hours of the morning.

As I toss and turn in my unmade bed, instead of getting tired, I often get my best ideas and insights. They are like downloads from the Divine. There is a clear mismatch between my active mind and tired body. I usually use orgasm therapy to bridge this gap. There’s nothing like a self-love session to relax my body, distract my mind and send me back to sleep for a few more hours before I face the challenges of the day.

The other day during another one of my insomnia bouts, I couldn’t help but feel incredibly frustrated with myself. Why cant I just sleep? I wondered. I almost wanted to cry from desesperation. But then, I remembered that I had the new Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration to test. All of a sudden, my frown turned upside down and became a smile. I was convinced that it would be the perfect insomnia remedy…

Orgasm is a great muscle relaxant and the scandalous fantasies that I require to reach climax are, without a doubt, the best mind distractor ever. They allow me to think about fun things as opposed to whatever it is that is keeping me awake.

The Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration is a clitoral stimulator that has 2 powerful motors. One of them uses pressure waves to stimulate the clitoris without actually touching it. It has 11 levels of intensity. The other is a vibrator with 10 different settings. They can be controlled individually, so you can enjoy them separately or simultaneously, according to your preference.

The new Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration is definitely a lot sleeker and sophisticated in terms of its appearance. Sometimes when I have published photos of the other Satisfyer models on social media, I have received comments such as: “it looks like an inhaler” or “it looks like an ear themometer.” This new shape is definitely an improveent in aesthetics. But what about its functionality? To find out, I had to test it several times under the strict conditions of my sex toy laboratory on my unmade bed.

PACKAGING: Satisfyer Pro 3 vibration is presented in a no-frills box that also contains a magnetic USB charging cable, a multilingual instructions leaflet and a safety information leaflet.

MATERIAL: It is made from silicone, compatible with water based lubricant. It is also waterproof, so you can enjoy it in the bath or the shower.

STRENGTH OF VIBRATION: Moderate to strong.

NOISE LEVEL: Nothing scandalous.

USABILITY: Very intuitive. There are 3 buttons. One to control the vibration and the other 2 control the intensity of the pressure waves. The buttons are quite flat on the toy, so if you intend to use it under the covers, make sure you locate the buttons with your fingers beforehand. The combination of vibration and pressure waves feels amazing. I had to reduce the intensity several times in order not to come too soon. I wanted to enjoy the sensation for as long as possible. I love enjoying the wave and pulsation vibration modes combined with the continuous pressure wave. Mmm. Amazing. It’s great that the two motors can be controlled independently, but this means that in order to switch the toy off, it is necessary to press two buttons…

ORGASM-O-BILITY: Epic! This is one for the ‘repeat’ drawer. I seriously love it.

PROS: New, sleek design. Powerful. Independent motors. Waterproof. Excellent value for money. Memorable orgasms.

CONS: You have to switch 2 buttons off.


  • Intense clitoral stimulation.
  • Vibrator fans.
  • Clitoral suction fans.
  • Using on your nipples during foreplay.

For more information about Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration, visit: https://satisfyer.com

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