This may be hard to believe, but I have never had a one-night stand – until now. In fact, it’s a notion that I don’t understand if I’m entirely honest. I have always had unconventional tastes when it comes to choosing a sexual partner. And my tastes have evolved over the years to suit different eras of my life. For this reason, I’m so glad I’m not married as I fear that I would have gone off my husband years ago (and he would probably be glad to be rid of me too).
I need to know my lovers before I get intimate and for this reason, I have always avoided one-night stands. I prefer to get to know someone over a longer period of time, and let the flirting and sexual tension rise to a level that is potentially mind-blowing – even before anything has happened.
Of course, there are always exceptions and that is why I’m thrilled to have my first one night stand with Satisfyer.
One Night Stand from Satisfyer is a disposable clitoral stimulator that only lasts for 90 minutes. It provides contactless clitoral stimulation using pressure waves. And why would anyone want a sex toy that only lasts for one night?
I can think of a variety of situations that this type of toy would serve. For example, for those who wish to try this type of clitoral stimulation before investing in a rechargeable sex toy.
It could also be perfect for those who are involved in illicit affairs and they need to destroy the evidence of their secret dalliances. Not that I agree with living a lie, but I can see that One Night Stand would be ideal for this purpose.
PACKAGING: It is presented in a foil package that also contains a user guide and some safety instructions in several languages.
MATERIAL: It is made of ABS and silicone. It is compatible with water-based lubricant.
STRENGTH OF MOTOR: From gentle to moderately intense.
NOISE LEVEL: Nothing scandalous.
USABILITY: It is very intuitive to use. The shape is incredibly ergonomic and it fits perfectly in my hand. It is perfect to hold, access the button and to stimulate the clitoris. One thing I love about it is the wider nozzle. Due to my own clitoral attributes, I prefer a wider head and this might be one of the widest I have tested. For this reason, I really hope they bring out another sucking toy with this shape, but not disposable of course.
There is one button to switch it on or off and to go through the 4 different levels of intensity. It starts off very gentle yet the fourth level is pretty intense.
Even though it only lasts for 90 minutes, most women report fast and intense orgasms with this type of stimulation and you might find that this toy actually lasts a long longer than just for a one-night stand. But remember, when it’s over, it’s over and one would hope that doesn’t happen when you least desire it to.
ORGASM-O-BILITY: I was seriously impressed with this toy. The orgasm was amazing and I much prefer the wider nozzle. I went to the maximum level of intensity, something that I don’t usually do with other clitoral suction toys – and it was out of this world. I still have several orgasms worth left on this toy and I will no doubt use them up wisely before archiving this toy.
PROS: Ergonomic shape. Intuitive controls. Excellent value for money. One night – many orgasms! Wider nozzle. Minimalist packaging.
CONS: When it’s over, it’s over!
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- A one-night stand.
- Trying before buying.
- Anyone who is having an illicit affair.
For more information about One Night Stand from Satisfyer, visit www.satisfyer.com