New Year, New Vibrator

Many people make New Year’s resolutions and a few even intend to keep them, for a while at least. I’m not a resolution person. Not at all. When I looked at my vibrator the other night, I thought about how reliable it had been and how much I’d enjoyed our time together over the last year. It was then I decided that having a new one to play with for 2012 was the best way to begin the New Year. If I start January with a smiling face and a warm glow then everything else should follow.

In February 2011, I broke my fifth vibrator. I posted this picture on Facebook to announce this achievement and raise a few laughs:

Venus O’Hara by Guy Moberly

Online browsing for vibrators can be as much fun as using one sometimes. After all, you get to see every model, read all the reviews and imagine how much pleasure each one might provide. One of my ambitions for 2012 is to become a professional, and well-respected, vibrator tester for the sex toy industry. Before that happens, anyone who decides to send me some free toys to test is guaranteed to receive an honest appraisal and unprejudiced review of their product.

For me, the New year means a new vibrator or, better still, boxes and boxes of them.

(Batteries included of course.)

Lovehoney Sexy Toys

23 thoughts on “New Year, New Vibrator”

    1. poly-pinocchia

      I wish mp3 players came as standard with rabbits…listening to Rihanna when I’m getting it on would be perfect.

    1. As an established sex writer, it’s important that you have regular, high-quality, motivational breaks from the keyboard in 2012.

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