‘Please don’t look down. I have a really small c**k and I’m really ashamed…’
Naturally, I couldn’t resist the temptation and I looked down immediately. I couldn’t quite believe what I was seeing before my eyes… Needless to say, I had never seen anything like it in my life!
‘WTF! It’s MASSIVE!’ I exclaimed in shock. I guess that his prior warning about his ‘small size’ was intentional. He wanted to lower my expectations and then exceed them. It seemed to be a well-rehearsed part of his own personal seduction technique.
I had just moved to Barcelona and I was freshly single. I was wondering how and when I would lose my Barcelonian virginity and more importantly, who was going to be the lucky man to take it. I had had many dates, but I didn’t sleep with any of them Then after a couple of months, I was finding celibacy to be a challenge and I ended up in bed with a good friend of mine. I was convinced that we could be friends with benefits. I trusted him and we got on well. He was also good-looking, even though he wasn’t quite boyfriend material. Not that I was looking.
He laughed at my shocked reaction and kissed me. I went to grab his throbbing length and it could hardly fit in my hand. I don’t think I had ever seen such a big schlong close up. I was so curious about what it might feel like inside me…
When I did have the opportunity to feel it, I remember already feeling ‘full’ when it was only half way inside and doing it doggy style was a big no-no. Despite these restrictions, I was still able to enjoy it fully and completely. When I first laid eyes on Master form Satisfyer Vibes, it took me back to that first summer in Barcelona with the biggest penis I have ever felt.
Master from Satisfyer Vibes is a whopping 9-inch vibrator that resembles a real penis. It has 12 vibration settings to enjoy and can even be used as a dildo if you switch the vibration off.
PACKAGING: Master is presented in a no-frills box that also contains a magnetic charging cable, a multilingual instructions leaflet and some safety information.
MATERIAL: Master is made from body-safe silicone and ABS. It is compatible with water-based lubricant. It also features silicone flex technology, therefore it is very flexible. It is also waterproof so you can use it in the bath or the shower.
STRENGTH OF VIBRATION: Strong.
NOISE LEVEL: Nothing scandalous.
USABILITY: Simple to operate. It is very wide, so make sure you use plentiful quantities of water-based lubricant and take lots of deep breaths! You don’t have to insert the whole toy to reap the benefits of Master’s significant size. You can also use it as a dildo, that it to say, without the vibration.
You can also use it externally and use the tip to tease and stimulate your clitoris. Therefore, it is a very versatile sex toy.
ORGASM-O-BILITY: Thanks to its powerful vibration, it couldn’t fail to deliver an orgasm. I found it to be more orgasmic when used externally. When used internally, it is sheet-gripping and mind-blowing even before you reach climax, thanks to its sheer size!
PROS: Excellent value for money. Strong and silent vibrations. Versatile. Waterproof.
CONS: There is no storage pouch included.
- Women who think that size matters.
- Using as a dildo.
- G spot stimulation.
- Using externally as a clitoral stimulator.
For more information about Master from Satisfyer Vibes, visit www.satisfyer.com