Lovely Honey from Satisfyer Mini Vibes – Sex Toy Review
This clitoral stimulator from Satisfyer Minis is exactly the same as Sparkling Darling that I reviewed a couple of weeks ago. Apart from the name, the only difference between them is the colour of the lid. This one is golden whereas the Sparkling Darling one is silver.
When it comes to choosing between silver and gold, I will almost always choose silver. I must confess that I have never been particularly fond of gold jewellery. I find that silver suits my colouring much better. That said, I have become very interested in the financial world over the last few years and I am very intrigued about investing in gold. The fact that it has existed since the beginning of time seems more appealing to me than investing in a non-physical product that might be here today and gone tomorrow.
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I also started to find a new appreciation for gold when I recently listened to the song ‘Gold’ by Spandau Ballet. Although I’d heard it many times over the years, I only really started paying attention to the lyrics last summer and I regularly sing it in the shower.
Here is an extract:
Always believe in your soul
You’ve got the power to know
Always believe in, that you are
And of course, after trying this sex toy, I have discovered that gold can be very orgasmic indeed!!
Lovely Honey is a powerful clitoral stimulator that has a golden lid. The idea is that you can choose between the hard surface of the lid or the soft silicone to stimulate your clitoris. Its elegant and discreet design is also perfect for travelling. It can ‘hide’ in your cosmetics bag and no one will know what it is. In addition, despite its powerful motor, you can hardly hear it, so it is the perfect toy for anyone looking for something small and discreet.
The golden lid is there to provide different sensations to the clitoris. You can leave it on if you prefer stimulation from a hard surface. Or if you prefer something softer against your delicate parts, then you can remove it and enjoy the soft silicone surface instead.
Personally, I much prefer the soft silicone surface and to use the lid as a lid, to be able to cover the stimulating surface for hygiene purposes.
MATERIAL: It is made of super-soft silicone and the lid is made of ABS plastic. It is compatible with water-based lubricant. It is also waterproof, so you can enjoy golden moments in the bath or the shower.
PACKAGING: It is presented in a no-frills box that also includes a magnetic USB charging cable, a quick start guide and some safety instructions.
STRENGTH OF MOTOR: Strong, deep and rumbly. Perfect for my orgasmic demands!
NOISE LEVEL: Nothing scandalous.
USABILITY: Very intuitive. A full charge takes 2-5 hours and that will provide you with up to one hour of pleasure. There are 15 vibration settings. Now that’s a lot of vibration settings! There are 5 continuous ones and the rest are patterned. Even the lowest vibration setting is orgasmic. You can decide if you prefer a soft or hard surface. You can use the tip for direct clitoral stimulation or you could use it on its side for more indirect stimulation. You could even use it as a massager for other parts of your body by rolling it on its side.
ORGASM-O-BILITY: Golden! Out of this world! Obviously, it was just as good as Sparkling Darling.
PROS: Versatile surface – soft or hard according to your preference. Waterproof. Lots of powerful vibration settings. Powerful, rumbly motor. Discreet and appearance and noise level. Elegant design. Excellent value for money. Orgasmic.
CONS: I can’t think of any…
- Direct or indirect clitoral stimulation.
- Frequent travellers.
- Anyone looking for a sex toy that doesn’t look like a sex toy.
- Gold lovers.
For more information about Lovely Honey from Satisfyer Minis, visit www.satisfyer.com