I remember the first time that I tried LELO LUNA Beads Noir . I was taking the bus on my way to a photo shoot a few years ago. It was mid-morning and not too busy. So, for the thirty-minute journey, I could sit wherever I liked. Naturally, I chose the seat that was positioned directly above the engine. This meant that I could get the maximum value out of the extra vibrations that would inevitably follow. I hoped that there would be some unpredictable bumps in the road to make it an even more stimulating half hour. Later, at the shoot, I had an extra-special glimmer in my eye while I posed. Even the photographer noticed. I revealed my secret after we wrapped the session. I had been conducting a sex toy test all along.
There’s something undeniably thrilling about admitting to someone that you have something special hidden inside your vagina. This applies even if you’re not intimate with them and they were never going to discover it. I always felt that it was necessary to explain my random blushes and inappropriate giggles. When the subject comes up with someone that you are actually intimate with, additional possibilities for pleasure arise. Spontaneous acts of cunnilingus with Ben Wa balls on board, anyone? Yes, please!
LELO LUNA Beads Noir are the world’s best selling Ben-Wa balls. And, they are probably among my favourites too. After trying many other examples in my career, there are several reasons for this preference. They are comfortable, yet challenging and the bead inside, that jiggles with every step you take, makes for a truly stimulating experience.
As they are quite small, (a diameter of 29mm) they are ideal for women under thirty who haven’t experienced childbirth. Two weighted beads, at 37 grammes contribute to a total weight of 72 grammes.
PACKAGING: They are presented in a black LELO box which is ideal if given as a gift. It also includes a drawstring storage bag, a multilingual instruction manual, one year’s warranty, a ten-year quality guarantee and a sachet of LELO personal moisturiser which is glycerine free.
Although the balls are highly stimulating, they are also ideal as a Kegel exercise aid. A strong pelvic floor offers numerous health benefits. It can increase your personal pleasure during penetration. This is because it can give you a tighter grip. It can improve the quality and intensity of your orgasms. Using the balls can also help to prevent incontinence. If you want a more pleasurable experience, then I would recommend using them as part of a foreplay or masturbation scenario that involves clitoral stimulation. Personally, I love wearing them in public.
If you’ve been following my posts over the last year, you may know that I’m going through a kind of spiritual awakening. I’m using orgasm to raise my vibration level. This has nothing to do with vibrators. I believe that orgasms are powerful and that they can have more significance than simply being the culmination of sexual pleasure. Every time I masturbate, I meditate and visualise my non-sexual desires. A state of bliss can be achieved by combining meditation and visualisation with pelvic floor exercises and Yoni breathing. Although it might sound complicated, I can promise that it’s a lot of fun.
‘Yoni’ is the Sanskrit word for vagina and it literally means a sacred space. Yoni breathing involves tightening and loosening your pelvic muscles as you inhale and exhale. There is a wonderful feeling of completeness when you unite your breath with your vaginal muscles. My vagina isn’t just a place of pleasure. I can use its power for much more than sexual gratification. I want to strengthen my root chakra and stimulate the Goddess within. Of course, you don’t have to be spiritual to benefit from this practice. In fact, it’s highly pleasurable and makes your pelvic floor workout even more effective.
MATERIAL: Smooth silicone case and ABS balls. Compatible with a water-based lubricant or LELO personal moisturiser
USABILITY: To be honest, I don’t particularly enjoy the insertion or withdrawal process with most pelvic floor exercisers. That’s what I love about LELO LUNA Beads Noir. Thanks to their reduced dimensions, they are easy to insert and feel comfortable inside. I usually lie down and apply a small quantity of lubricant to the upper bead. This makes it more comfortable to wear and more of a challenge to keep in place. It should be inserted like a tampon, with you lying back with your legs open. Take your time, put some relaxing music on and make it a sensual experience.
Make sure you push them high enough and leave the cord outside so that they can’t get lost. Once inside, you’ll need to be standing up so that gravity can do its thing. If you’re lying or sitting down you can squeeze against it.
I would recommend wearing them at home first before venturing out into the street with them. I just love going to the supermarket with them inside. If you’re feeling strong then you might want to wear them at the gym! You can use them during clitoral stimulation which only intensifies the orgasm.
They are easy to clean. Simply remove the balls from their silicone case. Then wash them, dry them and put back in their place.
ORGASM-O-BILITY: As we say in Zen, it’s all about the here and now. So, before benefitting orgasmically from routine use, you can enjoy wearing them on a bus as I did, during a date, or as part of foreplay or masturbation. The balls are stimulating in the moment and they guarantee a top quality workout for the long term.
PROS: LELO quality at an affordable price. Smooth texture. Easy to insert / remove. Highly pleasurable and effective as a pelvic floor trainer.
CONS: What cons?
- Women under 30 who haven’t experienced childbirth.
- Your first set of Kegel balls.
- Using during foreplay.
- Women who want to strengthen their pelvic floor and improve their sex life.
For more information about LELO LUNA Beads Noir visit lelo.com
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