Horoscope by Bijoux Indiscrets – Review
I remember going on a date, several years ago. I was struck by how similar the guy was to me. He was artistic, shy but open, profoundly sexual but moral with it. He was something of a ‘Jack of all trades but master of none.’ The style of his gestures was interchangeable with mine. If I had a male equivalent, it would have been him; he was Mars to my Venus.
‘So, what star sign are you?’ I enquired, tentatively.
‘Gemini’ he replied.
‘I knew it!!’ I thought to myself.
I’m also a Gemini. So, it wasn’t just down to my imagination that I was seeing my own reflection in him. In a strange way, I’d found my twin. We were friends with benefits for many years after that. The best part of the arrangement, of course, was when Gemini season came. We would always make a point of celebrating our birthdays together. His birthday fell, conveniently, on the day after mine. The most thrilling time I can remember was when we started having sex, just when my birthday was about to end around 11:55 pm, and then finished when his birthday officially began a short while later. ‘Happy birthday, baby!’ I whispered between orgasmic moans at around midnight.
When I saw that Bijoux Indiscrets had created a horoscope kit, I smiled to myself as I remembered my spiritual twin and our perfectly matched Gemini sex.
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The Horoscope collection comprises 12 kits, one for each star sign. They are presented in a stylish triangular box, which is ideal as a special, personalised, gift for her, whoever she may be. Each collection contains a gemstone, a clitoral balm and a battery-operated finger vibrator. Thankfully, the battery is included.
Each star sign has its own, specific, gemstone and each element (Air, water, fire, earth) has its own flavour of warming clitoral balm.
The finger vibrator is the same in all the kits. It has 10 different vibration settings.
It goes without saying that the other star signs of the zodiac are equally orgasmic.
Here’s a summary of how the contents of the kits differ, according to the featured sign:
Aquarius: Turquoise gemstone necklace. Warming-effect clitoral balm with a Star Anise aroma,
Pisces: Amethyst gemstone necklace. Warming-effect clitoral balm with a Sandalwood aroma,
Aries: Red Jasper gemstone necklace. Warming-effect clitoral balm with a Spiced Ginger aroma,
Taurus: Rose Quartz gemstone necklace. Warming-effect clitoral balm with a Vetiver aroma,
Gemini: Tiger’s Eye gemstone. Warming-effect clitoral balm with a Star Anise aroma,
Cancer: Green Aventurine gemstone necklace. Warming-effect clitoral balm with a Sandalwood aroma,
Leo: Carnelian gemstone necklace. Warming-effect clitoral balm with a Spiced Ginger aroma,
Virgo: Citrine gemstone necklace. Warming-effect clitoral balm with a Vetiver aroma,
Libra: Rhodochrosite gemstone necklace. Warming-effect clitoral balm with a Star Anise aroma,
Scorpio: Opal gemstone necklace. Warming-effect clitoral balm with a Sandalwood aroma,
Sagittarius: Lapis Lazuli gemstone necklace. Warming-effect clitoral balm with a Spiced Ginger aroma,
Capricorn: Obsidian gemstone necklace. Warming-effect clitoral balm with a Vetiver aroma.
The concept behind the kit is to combine all three elements – the necklace, clitoral balm and the finger vibe – for a personalised journey of intimate pleasure and sensual awakening!
Of course, there’s nothing to stop you from purchasing a horoscope kit from a sign other than your own, if you prefer. Personally, I totally identify with my Gemini-ness. You might even consider buying two; the second one kept in reserve for your rising sign!
RAISE YOUR VIBRATION
The vibrator fits perfectly on your finger and it has 10 vibration settings
MATERIAL: The finger vibrator is made from silicone. Compatible with water-based lubricant. Waterproof – but make sure it is tightly screwed closed.
NOISE LEVEL: Silent.
STRENGTH OF VIBRATION: Moderate.
USABILITY: The controls of the finger vibrator are very intuitive to use. First, you need to remove the protective plastic covering in the battery compartment; then you’re good to go. I must admit that warming clitoral balm is not a product that I’d usually need to review considering the natural abundance of my own Venusian nectar. Despite this, I was pleasantly surprised by its pleasant aroma and list of favourable ingredients. The vibrator fits perfectly on your finger. This is ideal as it won’t slip from your digits at a crucial moment. It is just the kind of miniature toy that’s absolutely ideal for precision clitoral stimulation used in combination with manual stimulation to build up the rhythm and friction simultaneously. This allows you to enjoy the best of both worlds. The ‘old-school’ intuitiveness of classic manual stimulation and the ‘new-school’ technology of bullet vibrators blend together in an endlessly satisfying union; they were meant to be put together it seems. The vibrator – which has ten different settings – can also be worn on your partner’s finger. Or, you can use it yourself to stimulate your clitoris during penetration.
ORGASM-O-BILITY: Cosmic! As I remembered those Gemini sexual encounters with my twin, I was transported to another dimension.
PROS: Excellent value for money. Versatile. Ideal for a gift. Original idea.
CONS: The vibrator is battery-operated.
- A special gift.
- Horoscope aficionados.
- Your first sex toy.
For more information about the Horoscope collection, visit www.bijouxindiscrets.com