‘Don’t you have any new sex toys you need to test?’ My lover asked me the other day when he came over to my place for lunch. ‘Let me think…’ I said and walked over to my ‘incoming’ box in my lounge. I rummaged around and smiled to myself when I found Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples among the boxes. I showed him the package and explained in great detail how it worked. I could see that he was getting turned on by my description. Given his undeniable enthusiasm, I thought that the timing was perfect to test it then and there. ‘May the test begin!” he exclaimed and proceeded to kiss and undress me passionately. Interestingly, he was a sex toy virgin before me. Now he loves learning about the sex toys I test and he especially loves seeing me enjoy them. I’m so fortunate to be with someone who finds my profession a turn on. So many men have been intimidated by my huge vibrator collection in the past. I’m so glad that I don’t have to pretend to be normal. Not that I ever would. Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples is a couple’sex toy that can be worn during penetration. It provides dual stimulation, that is to say, that it uses pressure waves to stimulate the clitoris without actually touching it. The insertable element vibrates and stimulates the G spot. The motors can be controlled independently and it is ideal to use with or without a partner. […]
Clitoral Suction Toys
These toys represent a different and non traditional way of stimulating the clitoris without touching it. These products have revolutionized the sector in recent years and they are particularly noteworthy because they can supply rapid – and extremely intense – orgasms.
My reviews of the products offered by Womanizer, Satisfyer and LELO can be found here.
Womanizer DUO – Sex Toy Review
‘When did you know that you had ‘made it’? Oprah Winfrey asked J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books in an exclusive interview. ‘When I no longer had to choose between two things, because I could have them both,’ she answered. I was so inspired when I heard this. “Why choose when you can have both?” has always been one of my favourite life philosophies and whenever I’m presented with a choice, I always strive to have both options. After all, why should I restrict myself? When I was discovering my sexuality in my late teens through reading women’s magazines, they often talked about clitoral or vaginal orgasms. According to what I was reading, women were one either one or the other. Given the fact that I was able to reach orgasm easily through vaginal penetration, I presumed that I was vaginal and as a result, I ended up completely ignoring my clitoral potential for far too long. But one day while using a rabbit vibrator in my late twenties, those skilful rabbit ears teased my clitoris in a way I had never experienced before. I was completely taken by surprise and for the first time ever, I experienced an orgasm through clitoral stimulation. It was mindblowing! I repeated the exercise just to get to grips with my newfound discovery and I learned that I didn’t need to insert anything at all in order to reach ecstasy. I could reach orgasm from vaginal stimulation, clitoral stimulation, or both. Womanizer […]
Satisfyer Pro G Spot Rabbit – Sex Toy Review
I first received this sex toy at the beginning of 2018. When I opened the package, I was surprised to discover that I had also been sent some spare ones to give away. Needless to say, I was thrilled to be able to gift some of my best female friends with orgasms. I met with one of my friends in a cafe and I surprised her with an orgasmic present just as we sat down to enjoy a cup of coffee. When she unwrapped it under the table – discreetly, of course – she was so overcome with joy and emotion when she discovered what was inside. I was flattered and touched when I observed her reaction, but at the same time I was thinking to myself: ‘just wait until you try it!’ I was convinced that her reaction would be even more significant in the privacy of her own bedroom… I was already familiar with clitoral suction toys, but I was very curious to find out how it felt when combined with a vibrating shaft to stimulate my G spot. My high hopes were met and then exceeded when I first tried it. I was so happy when I discovered that my friend was also over the moon with it. In fact, over the following months, I gifted her with even more sex toys until she acquired a pretty substantial collection for someone who isn’t in the adult novelty business. I was curious to know her opinions on certain […]
Satisfyer Pro Penguin – My Best Dressed Sex Toy – Review
If only all my lovers were this well-dressed for sex! I’m a big fan of getting dressed up for sex. I remember last summer, I used to go around to my lover’s house wearing the most scandalous and pointless lingerie ever. I’m talking crotchless bodystockings, suspenders, and peek-a-boo bras. Of course, I used to cover up with ‘normal’ clothes on top. As soon as I arrived, my lover would greet me and frisk me and then you would inevitably find whatever it was that I was wearing underneath. He used to tut and shake his head with feigned anger and ask: ‘Are you trying to distract me?’ ‘No, of course not,’ I lied before things got really hot. Another time, he surprised me by cooking for me naked apart from an apron. When I saw his growing erection produce a ‘tent’ effect on the gingham fabric, I knew that dessert would be very promising and it made me even more intrigued and excited about re-discovering what was underneath his ill-fitting apron. Satisfyer Pro Penguin is dressed formally as opposed to provocatively. Nevertheless, its mission is the same: to provide orgasms and reduce shame. Let me explain. Unfortunately, many people are still ashamed about sex toys and having one that looks cute can make the idea of indulging in self-love more accessible for those who are a little prudish. I believe that a well-dressed clitoral stimulator could be just what many women may need. And of course, even if you have […]
Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration – Sex Toy Review
This sex toy was a game changer for me. I had heard glowing reports of the Satisfyer from many women in the pleasure industry, but I still preferred conventional vibrators. This is because I found that the pressure wave stimulation on my clitoris to be a little too intense for my liking. There was no doubt that it was pleasurable and orgasmic, it’s just that I prefer a more gradual build up in order to reach ecstasy – or so I thought. I also thought I preferred continuous vibrations to provoke an orgasm. I often found that the wave or pulsating vibration modes were never much use for my demanding clitoris. But when I discovered Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration, I learned that pressure wave clitoral stimulation combined with a pulsating vibration mode could actually be quite wonderful. So much so, that this toy was one of my top, most repeated sex toys of 2018. Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration is a boomerang shape sex toy that stimulates the clitoris using pressure waves and vibration. There are 11 levels of intensity of the pressure wave function and 10 vibration modes. There are two motors that can be controlled independently, allowing for many different orgasmic combinations to enjoy. PACKAGING: It is presented in a no-frills box that also contains a magnetic USB charging cable and a multilingual instructions leaflet. MATERIAL: Silicone. Compatible with water-based lubricant. Waterproof, so you can enjoy satisfying moments in the bath or the shower. NOISE LEVEL: Silent. STRENGTH OF […]
Sex Toy Review: Satifyer Pro Deluxe Next Generation
One of the hardest things about being a sex toy tester is having to test toys when you’re not quite in the mood for an orgasm. Fortunately, over the years that I have been doing this job, I have developed some techniques to motivate me in times like these. When I was about the try the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe Next Generation for my Sex Toy Laboratory video, I must admit that I felt lazy. The truth is that I had already enjoyed an afternoon of intense lovemaking with my beau. Naturally, I was tired and in a dreamy state, and not quite thinking about my next orgasm… He went out for a few hours, leaving me to get on with some work. I was still lying in the same bed that we had messed up together just moments earlier. In order to get into the zone, I did what I usually do these days. I put my salt lamp on in order to create a relaxed atmosphere. Then, I put some binaural beats music on. That is to say, chill out music that provokes specific mental and physical states. It has become the soundtrack to my life recently, whatever my activity. Then, I lay back and I started to meditate. More specifically, I was thinking about a particular intention as I stimulated myself with Satisfyer Pro deluxe Next Generation. It is a powerful clitoral stimulator that uses pressure waves to stimulate the clitoris without touching it. It has 11 levels […]
Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation
I first tried the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation a couple of years ago. Although I was already familiar with its specifications and its virtues, when I tried it this time, I couldn’t help but think about how much my self-love techniques had changed over the last couple of years. These days, I use masturbation as part of a meditative process. I have made 12 affirmations that are related to my non-sexual desires in life. When I start to stimulate myself, I choose one of my affirmations and I integrate my non-sexual wish into my fantasy while I listen to binaural beats. This refers to music that is relaxing and therapeutic. Different frequencies can provoke different mental and physical states. It also sounds nice. This whole process takes a lot of mental discipline and it requires a lot of time to really get into the zone and provoke an orgasm. But when it finally does happen, I make sure that my non-sexual desire is at the forefront of my mind when I eventually explode. A few years ago, my self-loving sessions had a very different focus. They were all about imagining my favourite fantasies and going over certain triggers in the narrative that always made me spasm. Back then, it was just about a sexual release, whereas now it’s about connecting with my body, celebrating my sexuality and elevating to another dimension. The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation is a powerful clitoral suction sex toy that stimulates the clitoris without […]
Satisfyer 2 Sex Toy Review
The other morning, I took a trip down memory lane. I revisited my hairdresser from ten years ago in the Born district of Barcelona. I used to go there when I worked in real estate. Before I went to get my trim, I wandered the streets and reminisced about those times. In 2009, I lived the hardest summer of my life. I had no money. I was working on a commission only basis and sales were scarce. It was probably the worst time ever to be in real estate. In addition to my problems at work, I had several personal problems. After hitting rock bottom, I decided to leave my job and set up this blog. Needless to say, I’m ever so glad I did, despite all the challenges that I have faced over the years. This morning, as I walked those streets, I remembered the ‘me’ from back then and imagined how impressed she would have been had she known that I would be raising orgasmic awareness on a global level ten years later. In spite of the naysayers around me, I have totally exceeded my own expectations on all levels. Back then, I was using my sex toys several times a day. Oftentimes, it was just to help me get over the stressful period that I was going through. After all, there is nothing quite like an orgasm to escape. Little did I know that all that self-loving was part of my training programme for my future career. […]
Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration Review
I’ve been sleeping terribly lately. I wake up between 3 and 5 am every night. According to my research on Google, waking up at this time is quite typical during a kundalini awakening. Although it’s exhausting, I do love those rare moments of silence during the early hours of the morning. As I toss and turn in my unmade bed, instead of getting tired, I often get my best ideas and insights. They are like downloads from the Divine. There is a clear mismatch between my active mind and tired body. I usually use orgasm therapy to bridge this gap. There’s nothing like a self-love session to relax my body, distract my mind and send me back to sleep for a few more hours before I face the challenges of the day. The other day during another one of my insomnia bouts, I couldn’t help but feel incredibly frustrated with myself. Why cant I just sleep? I wondered. I almost wanted to cry from desesperation. But then, I remembered that I had the new Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration to test. All of a sudden, my frown turned upside down and became a smile. I was convinced that it would be the perfect insomnia remedy… Orgasm is a great muscle relaxant and the scandalous fantasies that I require to reach climax are, without a doubt, the best mind distractor ever. They allow me to think about fun things as opposed to whatever it is that is keeping me awake. The Satisfyer […]
Satisfyer 1 Next Generation Sex Toy Review
To understand the present, it is necessary to reflect on the past and re-evaluate recent history. This is especially true when it comes to The Satisfyer – one of the most revolutionary and orgasmic sex toys produced in recent times. Today, I’m going to travel back in time and test the very first Satisfyer. Satisfyer 1 Next Generation is a clitoral stimulator that uses pressure waves to stimulate the clitoris without actually touching it. I have tested a great many Satisfyers but not the very first one, until now. Of course, it goes without saying that I’m intrigued to find out how and where it all began. This particular Satisfyer is battery-operated. I rarely test battery-operated pleasure products these days as USB rechargeable devices have pretty much replaced them. I must confess that I really dont miss having to remove any available batteries from my remote controls, or my wall clock, just to have an orgasm or three. I always had every intention to replace them, and I did. But then I neglected to set the correct the time on the clock. It was inevitable that I ended up having to remove and replace them, time and time again. Despite these challenges, battery-operated toys do possess some advantages. For example, they are ideal for sex toy commitment-phobes who might be thinking of buying a sex toy but who aren’t absolutely sure about it. They are an easy recommendation for a first-timer because they are usually a lot more affordable. When […]
Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibration – Review
This sex toy sucks. I mean, it really sucks! “Yes, you WILL have an orgasm.” This is precisely how I would summarise my experience with Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibration. I was so looking forward to trying this toy because I’m a big fan of sex toys with a suction function when it’s combined with effective vibrations. I know of a great many women who swear by the pressure wave technology incorporated into the Satisfyer toys. I can’t deny that I enjoyed it too, but not quite enough to make me want to repeat the experience on a regular basis. I only really jumped on the ‘sucky-suck’ bandwagon properly when additional vibrations were included. The Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibration offers 2 motors that can be controlled individually. This means that you can enjoy both vibrations and pressure waves at the same time or separately. There are 11 pressure wave levels of intensity and they are all continuous. There are 10 different vibration levels which can be set on a continuous mode or provide waves and pulsations. I guess that I prefer a more gradual journey towards destination orgasm. This type of stimulation is a little too ‘on the point’ (quite literally) for me to enjoy the gradual build-up and steady accumulation of orgasmic potential that I usually enjoy. But with integrated vibrations, Satisfyer Pro 2 becomes something else entirely. Its speedy efficacy feels so good that a faster and more precise orgasm-provoking technique doesn’t seem to be a disadvantage at all. […]
Tracy’s Dog – Clitoral and G Spot Stimulator Review
Just moments after publishing the video review of this exquisite sex toy on my YouTube channel, I received the first comment: ‘It looks interesting, a pity about the name, though’. I couldn’t agree more, I thought to myself. Of all the combinations of words that are available in the English language, ‘Tracy’s Dog’ could be one of the least orgasmic to name a toy. But don’t let that put you off. Because I can guarantee that this toy is so much better than its name suggests. I’ve had Tracy’s Dog sitting next to my ‘in tray’ for several weeks. I was already intrigued about its shape and functionality and I was ready to put it to the test. Then I became ill over the festive period and everything had to be delayed. I was feeling incredibly guilty about the subsequent build-up of sex toys that I still needed to review but I was unable to make any progress. Ever since my spiritual awakening, I firmly believe that everything happens when it’s supposed to, even being ill. I needed to stop and connect with myself. When I remembered this divine truth, I began to let go of my anxiety. It was more important to focus on my recovery instead. So when I was well enough to enjoy this toy properly, I unboxed it, held it in my hands and switched it on. After feeling it pulse in my hand, I wondered why it had taken me so long to give it […]
Discovery Kit from We-Vibe Review for Babeland
I must admit, I’m getting really into couple’s sex toys. This may seem like a strange statement from a professional sex toy tester. But the truth is, it has taken me lots of testing to get to this point. Whenever I got some human action, I used to prefer to keep my adult novelties in their respective boxes and enjoy some rare skin to skin action whenever I the opportunity arose. Then, I would use my silicone friends to remember my sexual encounters. And sometimes, to imagine the next ones. But now that I’m getting a lot more sex, I have discovered that sex toys are the perfect compliment for keeping the passion alive in a relationship. The Discovery Kit from We-Vibe contains ten erotic novelties for solo or couple use to mark ten years of We-Vibe. The kit also contains a Womanizer Starlet as a result of their recent fusion with Womanizer. Valentine’s Day is around the corner and if you want to indulge in some sexual and sensual discovery with your partner, this kit is ideal. The advantage of a gift like this is that it is something you can enjoy together. Moreover, it will inevitably bring you closer and it will certainly provide orgasmic experiences. The We-vibe Discovery Kit is ideal for those who have limited or no experience with sex toys. You can discover clitoral stimulation, G spot stimulation, dual stimulation, anal play, as well as sensual BDSM play. It is also ideal for those who […]
Queen from Zalo: Award-Winning Orgasms – Review
Wow wow wow! I’m still blown away by this award-winning sex toy. I started the recording of my video review the other day, but then I quickly deleted it when I came to realise that this sex toy deserved a few more intensive testing sessions. Only then would I be confident that I could really produce a review that fully did it justice. I don’t usually pay much attention to ‘award winning’ toys, but in this case, it is well-deserved. And it’s not just that; Queen from Zalo is like three sex toys in one. It proved to be an enduring pleasure when I was obliged to determine the best ways to get the most out of all its thrilling possibilities. Queen from Zalo won ‘Luxury Sex Toy of the Year’ in the Europa XBiz awards 2018. It is a G spot stimulator that incorporates Pulse Wave Technology, an optional pre-heating setting, a vibrator and a suction-effect accessory that can be attached whenever you crave some intense clitoral stimulation. PACKAGING: Queen is presented in a luxurious hard box, fit for pleasure-craving royalty. It also contains a magnetic USB charging cable, two sachets of water-based lubricant, a suction accessory, a one-year warranty card, a drawstring storage pouch and a multilingual instructions booklet. MATERIAL: Body-safe silicone. Compatible with water-based lubricant. Waterproof, so you can enjoy some royal orgasms in the bath or the shower. NOISE LEVEL: Nothing scandalous. STRENGTH OF VIBRATION: Strong. deep and rumbly. USABILITY: To charge the toy, connect the […]
Womanizer Liberty Review
Liberty is Womanizer’s latest offering. I must confess that I was fortunate enough to be given one of them the night before the official launch took place. I wasted no time in putting it to the test in my hotel room.
It fits perfectly into your hand and it features a magnetic lid; which is ideal for hygiene and discretion. Liberty would seem to be the ultimate travel companion. Wherever you are, there are 6 different levels of intensity to choose from.
Womanizer Classic – Review
It wasn’t so long ago that the first Womanizer revolutionised the sex toy sector. During those ‘what’s your favourite sex toy?’ chats with other women in the personal pleasure industry, it was often cited as the best. They were referring to its amazing ability to use air-pressure to provoke fast, intense orgasms.
The first Womanizer wasn’t perfect though. It looked a little like an ear thermometer. But, hey, no one was actually looking at it during a session of self-pleasure. It also made too much noise. Excessive sex toy volume can be seriously off-putting if you use it with a partner. But – more importantly – you can’t use it if you’re living in a shared apartment or with your parents and not have to worry about the noise. The first Womanizer wasn’t waterproof either, so you couldn’t enjoy it in the bath or shower.
Womanizer Premium Review
The Womanizer is a powerful clitoral stimulator that uses Pleasure Air Technology. In other words, it stimulates the clitoris without actually being in contact with it.
This new Womanizer Premium has a new, more ergonomic, shape and it has two new features:
‘Autopilot’ and ‘Smart Silence.’
Womanizer Starlet Review
The Womanizer Starlet is ideally suited to be used as an entry-level sex toy. It is perfect for those women with no previous experience with personal pleasure products. For those otherwise experienced consumers who have never tried a suction toy and who want Womanizer quality at an affordable price, Starlet comes highly recommended. It fits neatly into the palm of your hand and offers 4 levels of intensity.
Womanizer InsideOut Review
I honestly believe that the secret to happiness is gratitude. When I received this Womanizer InsideOut, it made me feel even more fortunate to have my current professional status. I’m constantly receiving new – and highly impressive – pleasure products. So, when a particular piece of packaging stands out, it can make me feel even more aware of what I should be thankful for. It’s not something I take for granted, I’m truly grateful for each and every collaboration and every associated orgasm that allows me to maintain this lifestyle.
Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples – Review
I didn’t despair about not having a partner even after receiving the Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples to test. When I compared it to the others in the range I knew that I could use it perfectly well on my own. Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples is an erotic toy that can be used during penetration to increase the intensity and variety of pleasurable sensations that a woman can experience. It stimulates the clitoris with air pressure waves while the G-spot component vibrates simultaneously. It also stimulates the man’s penis.
Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Review
Giving the gift of orgasms is the finest thing that you can do. I had this notion very much in mind when more than one Satisfyer Pro-G Spot Rabbit was delivered to me. I resolved to give the spare one away to my best friend. She already owned a Satisfyer Pro 2 and she loved using it. I thought a rabbit-shaped version of her existing toy would fit very snugly into her limited collection of pleasure products. With this up-to-the-minute addition, she could indulge herself with dependable internal stimulation when real life might not offer up suitable candidates.
SATISFYER PRO PLUS VIBRATION – Review
Now that I have discovered the new SATISFYER PRO PLUS VIBRATION, participating in the no fap challenge in the future will be even more difficult. It’s the toy that I used first after finishing the no-fap and it’s really easy to get hooked on it. It’s the first time that I’ve shown so much enthusiasm for a clitoral suction device. Despite the glowing reviews and increasingly enthusiastic reports associated with this type of sex toy, I’ve been a little reluctant when it comes to singing their praises. In my case, I have tended to use them once to enable me to write an honest review before returning them to their packaging for storage. Perhaps I’ve taken them out again to make videos or take photos but never with the express intention of using them again.
LELO Sona Review – Venus O’Hara Sex Toy Tester
Good things come to those who wait. Literally.
It seems that LELO has been busy researching their own clitoral concerns and the result is SONA.
I have to say that I am thrilled that LELO has brought out a new toy. It has been a long time since NEA 2 and LILY 2. I have often wondered what would come next. Naturally, I had very high expectations, as my most repeated toys of my extensive collection are SIRI 2, NEA 2 and LILY 2. Despite this, I must admit that when I first saw pictures of SONA, I was initially underwhelmed. A suction device? These toys have taken the world by storm. I know so many women who love them, but they are not my thing if I’m entirely honest.
Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation Review
I was itching with anticipation as I unboxed The Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation. After working my way into the box, I was delighted to discover that it’s black & white silicone body is seemingly modelled on that of a penguin wearing a tuxedo. It had even seen fit to dress up further for the occasion; a red sculpted bow tie was worn proudly around its neck. The Satisfyer Pro Penguin was clearly serious about its intention to provide me with high-end orgasmic delight.
Womanizer 2GO Review
OMG! I’ve just tried the new Womanizer 2GO for the first time and I’m still in a state of shock. I was literally screaming as I came. The orgasm arrived with no warning, and was so intense, that biting the pillow just wasn’t an option. I must admit that, in the past, clitoral suction devices such as womanizer – and rival devices such as the Satisfyer – have tended to be a little too powerful for my liking. I usually prefer to use a vibrator for indirect clitoral stimulation. That doesn’t mean, however, that I didn’t have a lot of fun. It was, simply put, incredible.
Womanizer Plus Size – Sex Toy Review
I first heard about the Womanizer Plus Size at the EROFAME fair in Hannover last October. As a vegan health freak, I didn’t think that I was the target user of a Plus Size sex toy. But then I discovered the O-Wand, the world’s most powerful wand massager, and you could say that I have acquired a taste for long-handled sex toys. This inspired me to give the Plus Size Womanizer a whirl.
Satisfyer Pro Deluxe Review – This Sex Toy Sucks
This week, I received the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe. It is a brand-new suction device to add to my growing collection that comprises: the Womanizer W100, Womanizer w500 Deluxe, Satisfyer Pro Plus, Satisfyer Pro Penguin and other manual clitoris pumps
Satisfyer Pro Penguin – Sex Toy Review
I was so thrilled to receive a Satisfyer Pro Penguin last month. I got my hands on it at Erofame in Hanover, Germany. I was very curious to see what the Pro Penguin compared after trying the Womanizer W100, the Womanizer Pro and the Satisfyer Pro Plus. These are all suction devices and they work on the principle that the clitoris can be stimulated without the need for actual contact. They have proven to be highly popular around the world and many women report experiencing intense and rapid orgasms with them.
Satisfyer Pro 2 Sex Toy Review
Satisfyer Pro 2 Sex Toy Review
When I saw this sex toy, I knew I had to try it. Satisfyer Pro 2 looks a lot like Womanizer. Womanizer is a suction device that stimulates the clitoris. It has been very successful worldwide.
I know many women who say Womanizer is their favorite sex toy. Despite having tried the original, and the pro 500, I can’t say that it’s my favorite. Similarly, I can’t deny that it provides unique sensations.
Womanizer Pro W500 – Sex Toy Review
The first Womanizer 100 has been very successful internationally. According to numerous reports, women around the world have experienced the same rapid, incredibly intense, orgasms thanks to this highly original sex toy. Womanizer Pro W500 is a clitoral stimulator that looks like an ear thermometer but in fact, it’s a highly effective suction device for the clitoris. Now, with a new shape and even more suction power than its predecessor.
Sex Toy Review – The Only Womanizer That’s Just For You
Traditionally, a Womanizer is a man who indulges in casual affairs with different women. They usually have a big problem with monogamy. But now this has changed thanks to a new sex toy called Womanizer. It is a highly original erotic toy that uses a suction device to stimulate the clitoris. In this way it promises to deliver explosive orgasms to its user. So, unlike the typical womanizer, this one will remain faithful to you.