New Year, New Vibrator

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Many people make New Year’s resolutions and a few even intend to keep them, for a while at least. I’m not a resolution person. Not at all. When I looked at my vibrator the other night, I thought about how reliable it had been and how much I’d enjoyed our time together over the last year. It was then I decided that having a new one to play with for 2012 was the best way to begin the New Year. If I start January with a smiling face and a warm glow then everything else should follow.

In February 2011, I broke my fifth vibrator. I posted this picture on Facebook to announce this achievement and raise a few laughs:

Venus O’Hara by Guy Moberly

Online browsing for vibrators can be as much fun as using one sometimes. After all, you get to see every model, read all the reviews and imagine how much pleasure each one might provide. One of my ambitions for 2012 is to become a professional, and well-respected, vibrator tester for the sex toy industry. Before that happens, anyone who decides to send me some free toys to test is guaranteed to receive an honest appraisal and unprejudiced review of their product.

For me, the New year means a new vibrator or, better still, boxes and boxes of them.

(Batteries included of course.)

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23 Responses to “New Year, New Vibrator”

1. Mr Buzz says:

   January 10, 2012 at 21:26

   I hope you saw fireworks at when the clock struck 12.01?

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   • wowpanty says:

     January 11, 2012 at 22:39

     Catherine wheels and sparklers I hope?

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     • pardonmyhardon says:

       January 12, 2012 at 06:41

       More like an impressive banger I reckon.

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       • FannyTinker89 says:

         January 13, 2012 at 18:28

         I might have to get myself one of those.

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2. Jeevesie says:

   January 11, 2012 at 05:04

   Now this is a GREAT post.

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   • randybecky82 says:

     January 13, 2012 at 06:18

     Just wonderful

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3. cyborgasm2 says:

   January 11, 2012 at 06:34

   Breaking news from the Venus Network?

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   • satin_skin_girl says:

     January 12, 2012 at 21:31

     24 hour coverage would be awesome!

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     • fishnetsukie says:

       January 13, 2012 at 20:28

       rolling news (spasming too)

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4. Throatsprockets says:

   January 11, 2012 at 19:05

   Oooohh, I hope you’ve got a stack of batteries for the latest addition.

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   • mervin_43 says:

     January 12, 2012 at 05:02

     Yep, rechargeable too.

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     • poly-pinocchia says:

       January 12, 2012 at 20:17

       I wish mp3 players came as standard with rabbits…listening to Rihanna when I’m getting it on would be perfect.

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5. gussetmuskrat says:

   January 11, 2012 at 20:19

   Now you can get down to wearing it out.

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   • Todspangles says:

     January 13, 2012 at 05:04

     As an established sex writer, it’s important that you have regular, high-quality, motivational breaks from the keyboard in 2012.

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6. CarswellPHD says:

   January 11, 2012 at 21:51

   My fave vibrator tester is on the case.

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7. MrTastic says:

   January 12, 2012 at 06:01

   Triple A tastic!

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8. lizardCeri says:

   January 12, 2012 at 19:17

   I was thinking of doing the same…got distracted by the sales. xxx

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   • flowerspanker says:

     January 13, 2012 at 21:06

     me too…at the sex shop!

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9. Hot_mingo77 says:

   January 12, 2012 at 22:06

   Shameless in the best way.

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10. Ditalover7 says:

    January 13, 2012 at 05:45

    Is a sweet li’l machine…

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    • MiladyBlablabla says:

      January 13, 2012 at 18:24

      even sweeter with a fresh set of batteries.

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      • victoriagunge says:

        January 13, 2012 at 20:30

        you have such a filthydirty mind

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11. tai-atari says:

    January 14, 2012 at 09:30

    you have a duty to refine self-pleasures this way

    Reply