Miss On The Go by Miss VV’s Mystery Review

“If you want to take control of my sex toy, send me a DM.” That’s exactly what I wrote on a recent instagram post featuring Miss On The Go, an App-controlled pelvic floor trainer from Miss VV’s Mystery.

Within minutes of posting the provocation, I received numerous messages with offers attached. Some of the names were familiar to me as they came from individuals who have followed me for years; they had commented regularly on my posts and pics, belfies, toes, no makeup / no filter selfies. There were others who contributed to the excitement; some newbies who I’d never heard of before.

I thought deep and hard and even briefly entertained the notion of testing the new device with the collaboration of several followers in succession, without taking the toy out in the pause between one user and the next. Something about that detail seduced my perverse side. It seemed as though it might resemble a virtual orgy despite the fact that I would be alone in the room throughout the exercise.

In the end, I chickened out and went with a more familiar option. Sometimes, being excessively horny is like being lost in a state of intoxication; it clouds your thinking and compromises your judgements. I resolved, instead, to exploit the services of someone that I already knew; it was someone whom I’d met previously at a book presentation in Valencia a few years before. He was thrilled at the prospect of being used as my preferred lab rat and he regarded it as a rare privilege to be in a position to contribute to the sex toy laboratory by assisting with my sexual and scientific investigations.

 

‘Miss on the Go’ is an App-controlled pelvic floor trainer, and a sex toy, in one. It weighs 65g, has 5 vibration modes and is fully chargeable by USB.

It’s presented in impressive cylindrical packaging which includes a charging cable, an instruction manual and a drawstring storage bag,


 

MATERIAL: Medical grade silicone and ABS. Compatible with water-based lubricants.

STRENGTH OF VIBRATION: Strong. Deep and rumbly.

NOISE LEVEL: Silent.

USABILITY: I found that it was highly intuitive for an App-controlled toy. But, before you get started, it’s best to charge it fully, so that it doesn’t slow to a halt during any key moments.

A full charge takes three hours. That will provide you with up to two and a half hours of pleasure on the highest vibration setting, and four hours on the lowest mode.

Download the App on Google Play or Apple and pair it with your toy.

You can get your partner to download the app too, wherever they are. Just connect by searching for their username. When you have located them, they can accept your invitation to begin interacting.

The App has 3 modes:

‘My own pleasure’ – this is for solo use as a sex toy. You can choose the vibration mode.

‘Strong is the new sexy’: A Kegel workout.

Or

‘Let the game begin.’ This is where you can allow a partner to assume control. They need to download the app and then use it to connect to the toy. They can be located anywhere to do this; that might mean sitting opposite you at a romantic dinner or being situated on the other side of the world. You can write to each other on Chat and send hot pics to get you both going. If you want to see and hear them then it’s advisable to use Skype, Facetime or video call in addition.

 

You can even connect with an anonymous user and let them take control of your toy and stimulate you. In other words, you can get someone to press your buttons before you’ve even met in person. Perhaps you’ll never even meet them at all. How mysterious!

If you’re ‘Old School’, you can enjoy using the sex toy without utilising the App at all. To extract the full benefit from doing this, make sure that it’s switched on before inserting it. You won’t even need to do that before using it as a Kegel exerciser; it weighs 65g, so you’ll only need to make sure that you’re standing up to ensure that gravity can do its thing.

When I connected with my follower, I was confident that the process was intuitive because I didn’t have to explain anything to him. He learnt which buttons to press almost immediately. We connected via Skype and our mutual sex toy test ended up being an intense cybersex session, even though I refrained from showing him my highly stimulated lady-parts. He only saw my face and merely heard my moans. I know that I shouldn’t really do this sort of thing with my followers, but hey, rules are made to be broken sometimes.

In the end, I thanked him. He asked if we could do it again at some point. Who knows? Only time will tell. Still, it’s always good to know that I have some assistant sex toy testers on hand for moments like these.


 

ORGASM-O-BILITY: As a sex toy, my favourite way to use it was with one ball at the entrance of my vagina and the other against my clitoris. OMG! I had an amazing, explosive orgasm using it like this. Apologies to my neighbours! As a Kegel exerciser, its continued use can only improve the quality and intensity of my future orgasms.

PROS: Versatile, silent, strong, easy to insert. intuitive App. It can be used as a dating tool. Easy to insert, thanks to its oval shape. Rechargeable.

CONS: It’s not easy to think of any. But, if you prefer a small Kegel trainer, this toy might not be suitable for you. 

IDEAL FOR:

  • Strengthening your pelvic floor,
  • Geeks,
  • People in a long distance relationship,
  • Use as a sexting toy,
  • Clitoral or G-spot stimulation, when used as a sex toy.

For more information about Miss on the Go, visit: https://missvvsmystery.com/

This post is also available in: Spanish

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