My Fucsia Porcelain Dildo Review

Teatime with porcelain dildos instead of scones

In the UK if you have a problem, a cup of tea will almost certainly be part of the solution. In fact, when presented with a problem, the first response is most likely to be: ‘let me put the kettle on’. Tea and sympathy makes everything seem better again. Now with these special teatime porcelain dildos, I think I’m going to enjoy this ritual more than ever.

It goes without saying that the moment I discovered that some of the porcelain dildos by My Fucsia were a tribute to British culture, it made me smile, feel homesick and become extremely horny at the same time.

My fucsia is a luxury design brand. They produce dildos that are designed and handcrafted in Italy. They are made from high-quality decorative porcelain. Although you may use it freely in your bedroom, it can also be displayed in your living room as an attractive ornament. The company’s objective is to eliminate the taboo associated with sex. They seek to portray the objects as the product of a luxury lifestyle as opposed to a mere sex toy. They should be put proudly on display in your living room, not hidden away, guiltily, in a drawer.

The dildos are beautifully presented in a pink cylinder. It would be an intriguing gift for someone you love or someone you just might want to share a special tea time with.

MATERIAL: Porcelain is hygienic, nonporous and hypoallergenic and it’s ideal for TEMPERATURE PLAY. In other words, it can be heated or cooled with water to provoke a wide range of incredible sensations.

USABILITY: There are many ways to use a dildo. It does not have to be deployed as a stand-in penis for the sole purpose of penetration. In actual fact, you can use it to caress your blindfolded partner’s waiting body. It is highly suitable for the smooth stimulation of the clitoris. The added feature of a temperature play capability only enhances the experience. To exploit this, an aperture has been included in the underlying part for the introduction of hot or cold water, depending on your mood. The product will remain at a stable temperature for about 15 minutes.

Another great thing about porcelain is that it’s so easy to keep clean. You can use soap and water or you can even put it in your dishwasher.

There are several different designs to choose from.

Today I’m going to try The King and Blue Tea Time.

The King –  The King is the first decorative dildo designed as a tribute to British culture. It is made from natural porcelain which is plated in real gold. It is designed and produced in Italy. Its size is 21 x 4.2 cm.

Blue Tea Time – The Tea Time is another decorative dildo designed as a tribute to British culture. It is made from high-quality natural porcelain and produced in Italy. Its size: 21 x 4.2 cm.

I’m going to indulge myself with temperature play and experiment with a HOT King and and a COOL Blue tea time. This test will be undertaken during a vigorous sex session with the participation of a hot Spaniard.

(the following day)

The cold dildo was a blessed relief with all of this heat. I was lying in an x-shape on a bed, facing upwards as I felt the smooth bone china explore my curves. The progress of the delicious porcelain tip was applied so slowly and methodically that it was like blissful torture as it travelled around my acutely sensitive skin. After a while of using the cold Blue Tea Time, my lover introduced the hot King. He began with my delicate armpit, knowing just how ticklish that part of me is. He allowed me to recover and relax before concentrating solely on my eager – and needy – clitoris.

It was lovely to try something that wasn’t a conventional vibrator for a change. And I loved the textured caress of the HOT King’s head in direct contrast to the smooth counter-intuitive touch of the COOL Blue Tea Time dildo.

PROS: Luxury design. Ideal as a gift. Nonporous. Versatile. There is a dildo to suit all personalities. It’s so elegant that you don’t have to hide it away. It can be placed in your ornament display cabinet and no one would bat an eyelid during teatime. I love the fact that they can be cleaned in the dishwasher with the rest of your best bone china tea service.

CONS: I can’t think of any. But, if you are looking for a buzzing object, this isn’t for you.

IDEAL FOR:

  • Caressing your body or your partner’s body during foreplay,
  • Clitoral stimulation,
  • Temperature play,
  • Vaginal penetration.

Find out more about My Fucsia decorative dildos here.

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