They say that you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover and, in the case of sex toys, you should never judge a toy by its packaging. Of course, it’s always satisfying to have a well-designed box but my bottom line is always “does this toy deliver mindblowing orgasms every time I use it?” If a toy does that, straight out of the box, then I’ll keep it under my pillow and forget about the packaging it came in. Despite this, I must confess that I made some reckless assumptions about Mr Hook when I held him in my hand for the very first time. Now that we’ve been intimate on numerous occasions, my assumptions have proved worthless and I can fully appreciate just how he earned his name. Believe me when I say that he deserves it. My definition of a great sex toy is quite simple: it has to be so effective and pleasing that I continue to use it long after the review of its quality has been written and published. This is very much the case with Mr Hook from Adrien Lastic. Elegant, perfectly shaped and highly ergonomic, Mr Hook fits perfectly. It has 10 vibration settings that are powered by two individual vibrating motors that line up with the pleasure spots: One motor is in the shaft for the g-spot and there is another external motor to satisfy the clitoris. The removable and washable straps adjust perfectly to any size. MATERIAL: 100% velvet touch silicone + ABS. Very pleasant to touch. […]
It’s taken me quite a while to get around to creating my own video content. It might seem quite hard to believe, especially after looking at some of the photos on this website, but I’m actually quite shy. At one point, the very idea of establishing a video blog seemed almost unthinkable.
Then, I launched into a vlogging collaboration with Antena 3 TV as La Sex Teacher – an agony aunt for young people discovering their sexuality. After that I had to change my mind about video blogs. Now, it seems much easier to put on a pair of glasses, wear a vintage blouse, create silly hairstyles and project a persona that’s simply an exaggeration of my normal self.
The experience has not only became more fun for me but, I hope, will entertain my audience even more.
More recently, I created The Sex Toy Laboratory vlog, where I test toys under the strict conditions of my bedroom.
You’ll find all the video posts below. They contain content which includes: short films, interviews and sex toy reviews.
Alternatively, you can check out my YouTube channel.
Sex Toy Review: Mini Bonnie – A Rabbit Vibrator from Adrien Lastic
‘Are you going to put all of that in?’ a lover asked me in shock. This was years ago when I decided to show him one my very first rabbit vibrators. I nodded and he just stared back at me, lost for words. After that conversation, things were never quite the same again between us. I did wonder if it was because the vibrator was so large that it could have been rather intimidating. However, I didn’t dwell on it for too long, because I still had my rabbit vibrator to entertain me. Of course, since then my collection has increased enormously, and I’ve encountered similar reactions to my more extravagantly proportioned toys. Fortunately I’ve also found that there are some men who just love the fact that I have so many toys to test. They seem very keen to observe a sex toy tester at work, and some have even offered to hold them for me while I carry out my investigations and explorations. The irony of this is that after having tried so many sex toys, I have to say that I’m not particularly demanding when it comes to the size of a vibrator. I’m much more concerned about the shape of a toy and the strength of its vibrations. I don’t need a big vibrator to achieve the desired effect. In fact, when faced with a choice I would always favour a smaller one. Naturally when I discovered that Adrien Lastic had launched Mini Bonnie, a new […]
Review Mini Romeo from Adrien Lastic: O Romeo, Romeo!
“O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? “ Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespeare. I remember when I studied Romeo and Juliet at high school; it was my favourite Shakespeare play. I loved it for its story of forbidden love and passion. When we finished reading it, we went on a class trip to watch it performed in a theatre. It was fascinating to see the play come to life before my eyes, as it had only existed for me within the yellowing pages of an old book. But the most impressive part by far took place during the death scene at the end. Romeo was lying face up and my classmates and I could not help noticing that he had a huge erection. This was all the proof we needed that he was still very much alive and well. My classmates sniggered in the dark theatre, but I stared at him in amazement; not quite believing what I was seeing. Naturally, when I first saw this ‘Mini Romeo’ vibrator, I smiled. I was transported back to that era of my life. I was instantly filled with nostalgia. Despite the years that have gone by, and all the experience that I’ve acquired since then, I have to say that seeing an erection continues to impress me in the same way. Mini Romeo is a new toy from Adrien Lastic, who have recently released five new sex toys. Of all of them, I decided to try this one first. This was because […]
Cyberslave: My New Short Film
Cyberslave is a short film that tells the story of a struggling dominatrix and her relationship with Slave X. It explores the dynamics of a D/s relationship, Financial Domination, virtual relationships, during the current economic crisis.. …. But who is the slave? This is the first time I have taken to scriptwriting, I hope you enjoy it! I have always questioned the power dynamics in a D/s relationship when there is money involved. I’ve always believed that the person who pays is the one in charge. Especially if the money is used for everyday living costs, and therefore the dominatrix relies on her slaves’ contributions to live. This calls into question who really has the power. In Cyberslave I wanted to explore the how a financial domme tries to maintain control of her slave and herself, despite her total lack of control over her own situation. Written by and Starring Venus O’Hara Directed by Antón González and Vicente González Make-up and Art Direction: Mariam Elazzouzi Produced by La Isla