I was itching with anticipation as I unboxed The Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation. After working my way into the box, I was delighted to discover that it’s black & white silicone body is seemingly modelled on that of a penguin wearing a tuxedo. It had even seen fit to dress up further for the occasion; a red sculpted bow tie was worn proudly around its neck. The Satisfyer Pro Penguin was clearly serious about its intention to provide me with high-end orgasmic delight.
It’s taken me quite a while to get around to creating my own video content. It might seem quite hard to believe, especially after looking at some of the photos on this website, but I’m actually quite shy. At one point, the very idea of establishing a video blog seemed almost unthinkable.
Then, I launched into a vlogging collaboration with Antena 3 TV as La Sex Teacher – an agony aunt for young people discovering their sexuality. After that I had to change my mind about video blogs. Now, it seems much easier to put on a pair of glasses, wear a vintage blouse, create silly hairstyles and project a persona that’s simply an exaggeration of my normal self.
The experience has not only became more fun for me but, I hope, will entertain my audience even more.
More recently, I created The Sex Toy Laboratory vlog, where I test toys under the strict conditions of my bedroom.
You’ll find all the video posts below. They contain content which includes: short films, interviews and sex toy reviews.
Alternatively, you can check out my YouTube channel.
Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation Review
When the package containing the new Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation device arrived, I knew I was in for a treat. This was in spite of an ongoing dispute between myself and my unpredictable full-time landlord/occasional flatmate/onetime friend. There was a time when having his property littered with my exhausted sex toys amused him. He was just as fascinated by my array of charging docks, with their blinking lights, filled with yet more devices awaiting testing.
Lea by Feelz Toys – A very Happy Bunny
I was in a terrible mood when I tried Lea by Feelz Toys for the first time. I had just been woken up in the early hours of the morning by my flatmate / frenemy who was making a great deal of unnecessary noise. It was clear that he didn’t give two hoots about whether I got enough sleep or not. His coughing, door slamming and stomping around made it clear that we are going through the equivalent of a platonic separation. Our situation is reminiscent of a film that I remember seeing. ‘The Breakup (2006)’ starring Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn tells the story of a couple trying to go their separate ways.
Review Zumio, a powerful clitoral stimulator – Venus O’Hara Sex Blogger
When I went to bed – I decided to test Zumio, a powerful clitoral stimulator that’s ideal for enjoying pinpoint pleasure. Naturally, I wondered what it would be like to share Zumio with another woman as I revisited my sapphic fantasies. I put Zumio to work on my hungry clitoris and closed my eyes. I imagined soft skin, expert caresses and – of course – the singular sensation of four breasts rubbing together.
Review Bijoux Indiscrets Magnifique Collection
I’m certainly not a natural born beachbum. But, when I received seven new Magnifique designs from Bijoux Indiscrets, I was instantly inspired to go to the beach and try them out. Even if you don’t live by the sea, a piece of the Magnifique collection won’t take up too much room in your suitcase if you go on holiday this summer. The response you get from putting it on display could be amazing.
My Fucsia Porcelain Dildo Review
Teatime with porcelain dildos instead of scones
In the UK if you have a problem, a cup of tea will almost certainly be part of the solution. In fact, when presented with a problem, the first response is most likely to be: ‘let me put the kettle on’. Tea and sympathy makes everything seem better again. And now – with these special teatime porcelain dildos – I think I’m going to enjoy this ritual more than ever.