Rechargeable

Goodbye batteries! I don’t even want to think about how much money I have frittered away on replacement power cells just to guarantee the steady supply of orgasms in the past. Fortunately, the vast majority of sex toys nowadays are rechargeable by USB cable. So, I spend less on batteries but more on my electricity bill. That’s progress… I think?

    Adrien Lastic Touché – Wearable Sextech

    I cannot deny that sex toy testing has made me lazy as far as conventional masturbation is concerned. Instead of touching myself, I just reach for a vibrator instead. Thanks to my ever-growing sex toy collection, my orgasmic needs can be met in no time at all. Not that I’m in a rush. It’s just that it’s often more effective. Moreover, I also enjoy the sensation of a foreign object touching me much more than that of my own hand. It seems to make more sense as I imagine the skilful touch of someone else exploring me. Despite this, there’s no doubt that my own touch is still very arousing and necessary. Especially when it comes to being able to locate your sweet spots with precisión and indicating them to your partner. Touché from Adrien Lastic is the perfect sex toy that combines the old school wisdom of conventional masturbation with the sophistication of modern technology. Despite its small size, it is powerful and it provides intense vibrations to wherever you most desire it. You can caress your own body, stimulate your clitoris or use it internally. That is to say, vaginally or anally. It has a wire that is attached to the bracelet, so it can’t get lost. Touché is a sophisticated vibrating silicone sleeve worn on the finger. It is controlled at the wrist by a watch that won’t tell you the time.  You press the ‘screen’ in order to switch it on and off as well as […]

    We-Vibe anniversary Collection Review

    I have such fond memories of Valentine’s Day as a singleton growing up in the UK. I used to love sending and receiving anonymous cards to my love interests at the time. Some were genuine and others were a complete joke. I loved the fact that Valentine’s Day wasn’t just reserved for couples. It was also about anonymously declaring your undying love for someone via snail mail. Oftentimes, the sender’s identity remained a mystery. But, what I liked the most was the fact that there could be multiple declarations of love (or desire). At University, there was a big temporary post box in the Student Union to encourage the development of our romantic sides as well as our academic ones. Now that I’ve been in Spain for so many years, I no longer send anonymous Valentine’s cards. Here, it is a celebration for couples only. These days, whenever I like someone, I tend to enjoy an orgasm (or several) in their honour before I make any official declarations of desire. The We-Vibe Anniversary Kit is ideal for an Valentine’s Day gift – whether you are in a relationship or not. It contains two of the most popular We-vibe toys to celebrate their ten years in the pleasure industry. Now that’s a lot of orgasms!   Sync:  Sync is the improved version of the we-vibe couple’s toy that made them a global brand.  The concept has been imitated by many other brands, but this is probably the most sophisticated one out […]

    Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration Review

    I’ve been sleeping terribly lately. I wake up between 3 and 5 am every night. According to my research on Google, waking up at this time is quite typical during a kundalini awakening. Although it’s exhausting, I do love those rare moments of silence during the early hours of the morning. As I toss and turn in my unmade bed, instead of getting tired, I often get my best ideas and insights. They are like downloads from the Divine. There is a clear mismatch between my active mind and tired body. I usually use orgasm therapy to bridge this gap. There’s nothing like a self-love session to relax my body, distract my mind and send me back to sleep for a few more hours before I face the challenges of the day. The other day during another one of my insomnia bouts, I couldn’t help but feel incredibly frustrated with myself. Why cant I just sleep? I wondered. I almost wanted to cry from desesperation. But then, I remembered that I had the new Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration to test. All of a sudden, my frown turned upside down and became a smile. I was convinced that it would be the perfect insomnia remedy… Orgasm is a great muscle relaxant and the scandalous fantasies that I require to reach climax are, without a doubt, the best mind distractor ever. They allow me to think about fun things as opposed to whatever it is that is keeping me awake. The Satisfyer […]

    Manta from Fun Factory a Vibrating Stroker – Review for PeepShow Toys

    ‘Stop, if not I think I’m going to come…’ This is what my lover told me when I slid Manta from Fun Factory up and down his length a couple of times. And that wasn’t even part of the official sex toy test. I just got it out to show him and he didn’t quite understand the shape. So instead of explaining it to him, I thought I would give him a quick demonstration instead. I unzipped his flies and touched him until he got hard and then I showed him how Manta worked. I wasn’t expecting him to get into it so quickly and seamlessly. Wow, is it really that good? I wondered to myself. I must confess, the men who have had the privilege of enjoying a couple’s sex toy with me were more seduced by the situation of trying something new in bed rather than the actual toy itself. In other words, sex toys have been stimulating for my male partners, but not quite orgasmic. That was until I tried Manta. Manta from Fun Factory is a vibrating stroker for men and couples. It has an ergonomic loop handle and a split, flexible tip that can wrap around his manhood, adapting to any size – length and girth.  It is ideal to use as a stroker for solo male use. You can also position it around the base of the penis during penetration to increase the stimulation for him while the female partner can enjoy the vibrating […]

    Mimic from Clandestine Devices Review for Peepshow Toys

    My sex toy tester’s intuition told me that I would love this. My intuition has been improving signifantly lately. Ever since my spiritual awakening, I have become fascinated by good and bad energy, and I am learning how to distinguish between them. When I was sick over the holiday period, my body was weak, but my mind was on fire. I feel as though during the nine days that I didn’t do any work, I developed my intuitive skills even more. As a result, I’m learning to recognise certain signs and trust my gut feelings more and more. Despite all this, when I knew that I would like this toy just from seeing a photo on social media, it was also down to my experience as a sex toy tester as well as my ever improving intuition. After testing hundreds of pleasure devices, I’ve got to know my personal preferences pretty well. I love ‘pebble’ shaped clitoral stimulators. In addition, this particular shape has the benefits of a ‘pebble’ vibe as well as all the extra contours necessary to make it an authentic ‘vulva hugger’. My high expectations were met when I held it in my hand for the first time and then exceeded when I actually tried it. Mimic from Clandestine devices is a powerful clitoral stimulator that has … settings and .. levels of intensity. PACKAGING: Mimic Plus is presented in a hard box that is ideal for storing the toy or for offering as a gift. It […]

    Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibration – Review

    This sex toy sucks. I mean, it really sucks! “Yes, you WILL have an orgasm.” This is precisely how I would summarise my experience with Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibration. I was so looking forward to trying this toy because I’m a big fan of sex toys with a suction function when it’s combined with effective vibrations. I know of a great many women who swear by the pressure wave technology incorporated into the Satisfyer toys. I can’t deny that I enjoyed it too, but not quite enough to make me want to repeat the experience on a regular basis. I only really jumped on the ‘sucky-suck’ bandwagon properly when additional vibrations were included. The Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibration offers 2 motors that can be controlled individually. This means that you can enjoy both vibrations and pressure waves at the same time or separately. There are 11 pressure wave levels of intensity and they are all continuous. There are 10 different vibration levels which can be set on a continuous mode or provide waves and pulsations. I guess that I prefer a more gradual journey towards destination orgasm. This type of stimulation is a little too ‘on the point’ (quite literally) for me to enjoy the gradual build-up and steady accumulation of orgasmic potential that I usually enjoy. But with integrated vibrations, Satisfyer Pro 2 becomes something else entirely. Its speedy efficacy feels so good that a faster and more precise orgasm-provoking technique doesn’t seem to be a disadvantage at all. […]

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