Sex Toy Reviews

I’ve been a sex toy tester since 2013. Since then, I’ve reviewed hundreds of products including: vibrators, wands, jiggle balls, clitoral stimulators, G spot stimulators, couples’s toys and more.

Featured brands have included: LELO, Fun Factory, Adrien Lastic, Pipedream, Pretty Love, TENGA, Bijoux indiscrets, Svakom, and many more.

Most of my sex toy reviews are in Spanish:

Last year I decided to create more content in English and that’s when I introduced the Sex Toy Laboratory. It’s main aim is to bring more humour into sex toy video reviews.

You will find some of my sex toy reviews below.

Sex Toy Review: A-Moore Clitoral Stimulator by Adrien Lastic

It’s strange what goes through your head when you masturbate. Most of my fantasies are things that I would never do with people that I would never do either. When I fantasise, I don’t visualise sexual acts as such. I usually think about intense conversations that are charged up with sexual energy instead. I’ve always loved art. I studied Art History and I used to love drawing and painting female nudes. I remember a time when I was living and working in Paris as part of my degree. I revealed my passion for drawing nudes to a much older work colleague. ‘Moi aussi‘ , he said as he was staring at me intensely. Then he explained that he himself used to go to life drawing classes every week. I was impressed. However, the next day when he brought some of his drawings in to show me at work, I was surprised. To say that it wasn’t quite what I had expected would be an understatement. He told me he was learning to draw, but even my worst doodles are of a higher standard. It was obvious to me that he just went there to drool over the naked model. I must admit that I was a bit taken aback at the time and I started to avoid him at work. A lot has changed since those days and now when I remember that very same conversation, I am obliged to cross my legs. When I masturbate I often imagine that […]

Sex Toy Review: G Wave from Adrien Lastic

I really shouldn’t do this, but I’m going to anyway. That’s exactly what I was thinking when there was a painter at work in the hallway of my flat. Nevertheless, I still went into my bedroom to try G Wave,  a new USB rechargeable vibrator from Adrien Lastic that is exceptionally versatile and adjustable. This stylish vibrator is powered by 2 individual silent motors. Its adaptable shape offers a great variety of angles to experiment with to derive maximum pleasure. It can be used as a classic vibrator or it can be bent in half for simultaneous G-spot & clitoral stimulation. It has 10 vibration settings. I fetched my iPad and took it with me into my bedroom. One of my old tricks is to use music to camouflage the sound of my buzzing toys. Fortunately I knew that G wave was silent. It was just the volume of my scandalous orgasms that I had to be worried about. When it was playing, I laid down on my unmade bed. Then I pulled down my trackie bottoms and closed my eyes. I switched the toy on and began to imagine my favourite sexual fantasies. I changed my role and the scenario with every clench, knowing that I didn’t have much time. MATERIAL: Soft touch silicone / ABS USABILITY: There are several ways to use G Wave. The head of the larger shaft feels absolutely amazing as a clitoral stimulator. When used with both parts internally, it feels very pleasant. You can even open it out inside. This is an interesting feature if girth is important to you. When used as a rabbit, however, I had to keep it […]

Review Twenty One Vibrating Diamond – Buzzy Bling!

Twenty One is a diamond shaped rechargeable vibrator from Bijoux Indiscrets, a leading Spanish brand specialising in erotic accessories. Twenty One is their very first sex toy. It is waterproof and has a powerful motor with 3 speeds and 7 vibration settings. Presented in an elegant hard storage box, it also includes a drawstring bag, instruction manual, quick start guide and a USB charger.

Review: Vibrator Mr Hook from Adrien Lastic – I’m Hooked!

They say that you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover and, in the case of sex toys, you should never judge a toy by its packaging. Of course, it’s always satisfying to have a well-designed box but my bottom line is always “does this toy deliver mindblowing orgasms every time I use it?” If a toy does that, straight out of the box, then I’ll keep it under my pillow and forget about the packaging it came in. Despite this, I must confess that I made some reckless assumptions about Mr Hook when I held him in my hand for the very first time. Now that we’ve been intimate on numerous occasions, my assumptions have proved worthless and I can fully appreciate just how he earned his name. Believe me when I say that he deserves it. My definition of a great sex toy is quite simple: it has to be so effective and pleasing that I continue to use it long after the review of its quality has been written and published. This is very much the case with Mr Hook from Adrien Lastic. Elegant, perfectly shaped and highly ergonomic, Mr Hook fits perfectly. It has 10 vibration settings that are powered by two individual vibrating motors that line up with the pleasure spots: One motor is in the shaft for the g-spot and there is another external motor to satisfy the clitoris. The removable and washable straps adjust perfectly to any size. MATERIAL: 100% velvet touch silicone + ABS. Very pleasant to touch. […]

Sex Toy Review: Mini Bonnie – A Rabbit Vibrator from Adrien Lastic

‘Are you going to put all of that in?’ a lover asked me in shock. This was years ago when I decided to show him one my very first rabbit vibrators. I nodded and he just stared back at me, lost for words. After that conversation, things were never quite the same again between us. I did wonder if it was because the vibrator was so large that it could have been rather intimidating. However, I didn’t dwell on it for too long, because I still had my rabbit vibrator to entertain me. Of course, since then my collection has increased enormously, and I’ve encountered similar reactions to my more extravagantly proportioned toys. Fortunately I’ve also found that there are some men who just love the fact that I have so many toys to test. They seem very keen to observe a sex toy tester at work, and some have even offered to hold them for me while I carry out my investigations and explorations. The irony of this is that after having tried so many sex toys, I have to say that I’m not particularly demanding when it comes to the size of a vibrator. I’m much more concerned about the shape of a toy and the strength of its vibrations. I don’t need a big vibrator to achieve the desired effect. In fact, when faced with a choice I would always favour a smaller one. Naturally when I discovered that Adrien Lastic had launched Mini Bonnie, a new […]

Sex Toy Review: BOUNCER, A New Dildo by Fun Factory

I don’t normally get excited about dildos. However, when I first held BOUNCER, a new dildo from Fun Factory, in my hands, I felt that there was plenty to be excited about. Although BOUNCER may look like a regular dildo, its real charms only become apparent when you shake it. There are three rotating balls inside it that react to the softest touch. Its flat base makes BOUNCER suitable for harnesses and it also adheres to smooth surfaces. Its gently curved shape is perfect for stimulating the G-spot and prostate. The variable thickness of the toy’s shaft promises fulfilling moments of pleasure during vaginal or anal play. Available in black, red and candy rose. DIMENSIONS: Length 18 cm / 7.08 in and Ø 1.57 in. WEIGHT: 276 g. MATERIAL: 100% medical-grade silicone. 100% waterproof. Easy to clean although its surface attracts dust quite easily. Compatible with water-based lubricant. USABILITY: After washing it, I placed a condom on it and got straight down to business. I found that it was very easy to insert. Once it was fully inside, I used it in combination with a bullet vibrator to stimulate my clitoris while tapping gently on the base of the dildo. This made the balls move inside, which felt absolutely amazing. The sensation was similar to using jiggle balls, only this was much better. I’m proud to say that I managed to do all of this with just one hand. I also intended to use BOUNCER for a solo session of doggy-style […]

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