Two recent inclusions to the expanding world of my orgasmic breakfasts have been sourced from Yome Garden. Their vivid pink colour, is reminiscent of an exotic fruit and their shapes make them seem almost good enough to eat.
Sex Toy Reviews
I’ve been a sex toy tester since 2013. Since then, I’ve reviewed hundreds of products including: vibrators, wands, jiggle balls, clitoral stimulators, G spot stimulators, couples’s toys and more.
Featured brands have included: LELO, Fun Factory, Adrien Lastic, Pipedream, Pretty Love, TENGA, Bijoux indiscrets, Svakom, and many more.
Most of my sex toy reviews are in Spanish:
Last year I decided to create more content in English and that’s when I introduced the Sex Toy Laboratory. It’s main aim is to bring more humour into sex toy video reviews.
You will find some of my sex toy reviews below.
Womanizer Classic – Review
It wasn’t so long ago that the first Womanizer revolutionised the sex toy sector. During those ‘what’s your favourite sex toy?’ chats with other women in the personal pleasure industry, it was often cited as the best. They were referring to its amazing ability to use air-pressure to provoke fast, intense orgasms.
The first Womanizer wasn’t perfect though. It looked a little like an ear thermometer. But, hey, no one was actually looking at it during a session of self-pleasure. It also made too much noise. Excessive sex toy volume can be seriously off-putting if you use it with a partner. But – more importantly – you can’t use it if you’re living in a shared apartment or with your parents and not have to worry about the noise. The first Womanizer wasn’t waterproof either, so you couldn’t enjoy it in the bath or shower.
Uberrime Dildos Review
When I saw Uberrime dildos on social media, I was in awe of how strikingly beautiful they were. I must admit that I usually find the majority of realistic dildos come off as quite vulgar and lewd but the celebration of colours in these dildos makes them seem beautiful, fascinating and collectable.
Gplug Bioskin and Gring by GVibe – Review
This Gplug Bioskin, used in combination with Gring – both from GVibe – is the perfect way to ease myself back into my routine and facilitate my mission to raise orgasmic awareness.
Gplug Bioskin is an extra soft – ergonomically designed – rechargeable vibrating butt plug. It can be used manually or with Gring acting as a compatible remote control.
Gring is the standard remote control device for several GVibe products that must be purchased separately. As it fits snugly on your finger and vibrates, it can be used as a clitoral stimulator in its own right while you control another toy. Used this way, you’ll never run the risk of losing your remote control again.
Stronic Surf from FUN FACTORY Review
When I received the Stronic Surf from Fun Factory, it made me realise just how grateful I am to live close to the sea. I say this even in spite of the fact that now is not the best time to enjoy it. In fact, I don’t even have to leave my apartment to get a taste of surfing fever.
Womanizer Premium Review
The Womanizer is a powerful clitoral stimulator that uses Pleasure Air Technology. In other words, it stimulates the clitoris without actually being in contact with it.
This new Womanizer Premium has a new, more ergonomic, shape and it has two new features:
‘Autopilot’ and ‘Smart Silence.’