Sex Toy Reviews

I’ve been a sex toy tester since 2013. Since then, I’ve reviewed hundreds of products including: vibrators, wands, jiggle balls, clitoral stimulators, G spot stimulators, couples’s toys and more.

Featured brands have included: LELO, Fun Factory, Adrien Lastic, Pipedream, Pretty Love, TENGA, Bijoux indiscrets, Svakom, and many more.

Most of my sex toy reviews are in Spanish:

Last year I decided to create more content in English and that’s when I introduced the Sex Toy Laboratory. It’s main aim is to bring more humour into sex toy video reviews.

You will find some of my sex toy reviews below.

Queen from Zalo: Award-Winning Orgasms – Review

Wow wow wow! I’m still blown away by this award-winning sex toy. I started the recording of my video review the other day, but then I quickly deleted it when I came to realise that this sex toy deserved a few more intensive testing sessions. Only then would I be confident that I could really produce a review that fully did it justice. I don’t usually pay much attention to ‘award winning’ toys, but in this case, it is well-deserved. And it’s not just that; Queen from Zalo is like three sex toys in one. It proved to be an enduring pleasure when I was obliged to determine the best ways to get the most out of all its thrilling possibilities. Queen from Zalo won ‘Luxury Sex Toy of the Year’ in the Europa XBiz awards 2018. It is a G spot stimulator that incorporates Pulse Wave Technology, an optional pre-heating setting, a vibrator and a suction-effect accessory that can be attached whenever you crave some intense clitoral stimulation. PACKAGING: Queen is presented in a luxurious hard box, fit for pleasure-craving royalty. It also contains a magnetic USB charging cable, two sachets of water-based lubricant, a suction accessory, a one-year warranty card, a drawstring storage pouch and a multilingual instructions booklet. MATERIAL: Body-safe silicone. Compatible with water-based lubricant. Waterproof, so you can enjoy some royal orgasms in the bath or the shower. NOISE LEVEL: Nothing scandalous. STRENGTH OF VIBRATION: Strong. deep and rumbly. USABILITY: To charge the toy, connect the […]

Lovely 2.0 Couples Ring – Review

When I received this couple’s ring from Our Lovely, I was so excited about sharing the experience with my current squeeze. It just so happens that he’s a commitment-phobe like me and he is also a cock ring virgin. I have tried several others, men and cock rings, but what makes this one stand out (pun intended) is its pleasing shape and the fact that it has an App. Although I am well capable of reaching orgasm during penetration, purely from vaginal stimulation alone, I was looking forward to enjoying clitoral pulsations as well. This would make for a doubly delightful sexperience and be the first App-controlled cock ring that I have ever tried.

Playtime for Adults – An Erotic Board Game – Review

Playtime for adults is an exciting board game for couples or liberal groups of up to four people. It’s a fun exploration of intimacy and a seduction tool for couples. It permits you to enjoy each other’s bodies, indulge in extended and varied foreplay activities and break your usual sexual routine. There are hundreds of erotic outcomes and it will definitely keep you up all night.

Sheets of San Francisco – Fluidproof Bed Sheets – Review

When I received these fluidproof sheets, I immediately thought about how it might enhance my massage/foreplay sessions. I’ve never once had to lie in a wet patch as I’m religious about the use of condoms. Religion and condoms don’t usually belong in the same sentence, of course, but I do like to get messy.

I even used to get a thrill from a bit of light ‘sploshing’. But, ever since I’ve turned vegan, the thought of animal products coming into contact with my naked skin is the very opposite of orgasmic. Vegan ‘sploshing’ could be a viable prospect one day, I hope. I must confess that it doesn’t feature prominently on my ‘bucket list’ of fantasies that I want to translate into reality, though.

Online STD Testing

If you’re in the US, take a look at www.STDCheck.com  It’s a discreet online STD testing service.

HOW IT WORKS:
Step 1: Online or by phone. Choose from a 10-Test Panel or individual tests.
Step 2: With over 4,500 testing centres nationwide, there’s bound to be one near you. The testing process only takes a few minutes.
Step 3: Test results are emailed to you within 1-2 days.

Doxy Number 3 with Nexus Attachments – Review

Recently, I had the good fortune to try out Doxy number 3 with a couple of attachments from Nexus that provide even more potential for pleasure.

Doxy number 3 isn’t just another plug-in wand massager; it’s more like a power station! It definitely lives up to its claim of being the world’s most powerful plug-in wand massager. Doxy number 3 is quite clearly in a league of its own.

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