Sex Toy Reviews

I’ve been a sex toy tester since 2013. Since then, I’ve reviewed hundreds of products including: vibrators, wands, jiggle balls, clitoral stimulators, G spot stimulators, couples’s toys and more.

Featured brands have included: LELO, Fun Factory, Adrien Lastic, Pipedream, Pretty Love, TENGA, Bijoux indiscrets, Svakom, and many more.

Most of my sex toy reviews are in Spanish:

Last year I decided to create more content in English and that’s when I introduced the Sex Toy Laboratory. It’s main aim is to bring more humour into sex toy video reviews.

You will find some of my sex toy reviews below.

Mimic from Clandestine Devices Review for Peepshow Toys

My sex toy tester’s intuition told me that I would love this. My intuition has been improving signifantly lately. Ever since my spiritual awakening, I have become fascinated by good and bad energy, and I am learning how to distinguish between them. When I was sick over the holiday period, my body was weak, but my mind was on fire. I feel as though during the nine days that I didn’t do any work, I developed my intuitive skills even more. As a result, I’m learning to recognise certain signs and trust my gut feelings more and more. Despite all this, when I knew that I would like this toy just from seeing a photo on social media, it was also down to my experience as a sex toy tester as well as my ever improving intuition. After testing hundreds of pleasure devices, I’ve got to know my personal preferences pretty well. I love ‘pebble’ shaped clitoral stimulators. In addition, this particular shape has the benefits of a ‘pebble’ vibe as well as all the extra contours necessary to make it an authentic ‘vulva hugger’. My high expectations were met when I held it in my hand for the first time and then exceeded when I actually tried it. Mimic from Clandestine devices is a powerful clitoral stimulator that has … settings and .. levels of intensity. PACKAGING: Mimic Plus is presented in a hard box that is ideal for storing the toy or for offering as a gift. It […]

Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibration – Review

This sex toy sucks. I mean, it really sucks! “Yes, you WILL have an orgasm.” This is precisely how I would summarise my experience with Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibration. I was so looking forward to trying this toy because I’m a big fan of sex toys with a suction function when it’s combined with effective vibrations. I know of a great many women who swear by the pressure wave technology incorporated into the Satisfyer toys. I can’t deny that I enjoyed it too, but not quite enough to make me want to repeat the experience on a regular basis. I only really jumped on the ‘sucky-suck’ bandwagon properly when additional vibrations were included. The Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibration offers 2 motors that can be controlled individually. This means that you can enjoy both vibrations and pressure waves at the same time or separately. There are 11 pressure wave levels of intensity and they are all continuous. There are 10 different vibration levels which can be set on a continuous mode or provide waves and pulsations. I guess that I prefer a more gradual journey towards destination orgasm. This type of stimulation is a little too ‘on the point’ (quite literally) for me to enjoy the gradual build-up and steady accumulation of orgasmic potential that I usually enjoy. But with integrated vibrations, Satisfyer Pro 2 becomes something else entirely. Its speedy efficacy feels so good that a faster and more precise orgasm-provoking technique doesn’t seem to be a disadvantage at all. […]

Sex Toy Review: Rotating Rabbit from Luvkis

I recently made a video about orgasm and Enlightenment in which I explained how I use orgasm to manifest. As much I love orgasms, I no longer treat them as a simple sexual release when they can potentially be so much more. Someone asked me: ‘But can frivolous orgasms also lead to Enlightenment?’ Well, of course they can. Often, when I’m utterly blown away by the intense pleasure that sexual stimulation provides, I can forget about my deeper intentions. Then I remember my mission to raise orgasmic awareness and I say to myself: ‘I want all women to experience this.’ Indeed, a frivolous orgasm is no small thing. When I used this Rotating Rabbit vibrator from Luvkis, I reflected on those things that I already had instead of visualising the things that I most desire. I practised gratitude for everything I already have as well as the privileges I get to enjoy as a sex toy tester, which includes using a wide variety of different rabbit vibrators. In fact, I decided to devote my life to raising orgasmic awareness thanks to the sensations provided by rabbit vibrators. I’ve acquired a truly impressive collection of rabbit vibrators over the years and I’m always keen to discover how they are evolving. This particular one has a rotating shaft that feels very much like a throbbing phallus. It provides truly delicous stimulation to the G spot and deep inside the vagina. The Rotating Rabbit Vibrator from Luvkis has two independent motors: one for […]

Tracy’s Dog – Clitoral and G Spot Stimulator Review

Just moments after publishing the video review of this exquisite sex toy on my YouTube channel, I received the first comment: ‘It looks interesting, a pity about the name, though’. I couldn’t agree more, I thought to myself. Of all the combinations of words that are available in the English language, ‘Tracy’s Dog’ could be one of the least orgasmic to name a toy. But don’t let that put you off. Because I can guarantee that this toy is so much better than its name suggests. I’ve had Tracy’s Dog sitting next to my ‘in tray’ for several weeks. I was already intrigued about its shape and functionality and I was ready to put it to the test. Then I became ill over the festive period and everything had to be delayed. I was feeling incredibly guilty about the subsequent build-up of sex toys that I still needed to review but I was unable to make any progress. Ever since my spiritual awakening, I firmly believe that everything happens when it’s supposed to, even being ill. I needed to stop and connect with myself. When I remembered this divine truth, I began to let go of my anxiety. It was more important to focus on my recovery instead. So when I was well enough to enjoy this toy properly, I unboxed it, held it in my hands and switched it on. After feeling it pulse in my hand, I wondered why it had taken me so long to give it […]

Discovery Kit from We-Vibe Review for Babeland

I must admit, I’m getting really into couple’s sex toys. This may seem like a strange statement from a professional sex toy tester. But the truth is, it has taken me lots of testing to get to this point. Whenever I got some human action, I used to prefer to keep my adult novelties in their respective boxes and enjoy some rare skin to skin action whenever I the opportunity arose. Then, I would use my silicone friends to remember my sexual encounters. And sometimes, to imagine the next ones.  But now that I’m getting a lot more sex, I have discovered that sex toys are the perfect compliment for keeping the passion alive in a relationship. The Discovery Kit from We-Vibe contains ten erotic novelties for solo or couple use to mark ten years of We-Vibe. The kit also contains a Womanizer Starlet as a result of their recent fusion with Womanizer. Valentine’s Day is around the corner and if you want to indulge in some sexual and sensual discovery with your partner, this kit is ideal. The advantage of a gift like this is that it is something you can enjoy together.  Moreover, it will inevitably bring you closer and it will certainly provide orgasmic experiences. The We-vibe Discovery Kit is ideal for those who have limited or no experience with sex toys. You can discover clitoral stimulation, G spot stimulation, dual stimulation, anal play, as well as sensual BDSM play. It is also ideal for those who […]

Sex Toys for Men: Ultimate Guide for Men and Finding the Perfect Sex Toy!

Written by Lee B. (Owner & Founder of DiskretAdultLife) When you hear ‘sex toys for men’, you most likely think of cheap masturbation sleeves and blow up sex dolls. But sex toys for men have come a long way. As sex toys become less “taboo” and people become more open to the idea of using toys for pleasure both by themselves and in a relationship; it has started a revolution. Sex toys for men are now chic, classy, elegant, and stylish. Some are true works of art and more of jewelry piece than something you hide in your dresser drawer. As both men and women become more accepting of there needs, wants, and desires the sex toy industry responds with better and better products. The entire idea of “caring less about what others think and doing what makes you happy” has really come tenfold in the past 10 years. So, what does that mean for us men? What should we be looking for in a sex toy for men? Should we buy one for our partner? Where do we even start if we want something half way decent? What’s the best way to use a male sex toy? Let us (the experts) help answer all your questions. These are common questions, and let me tell you guys, you’re not alone! Sex Toys for Men: 101 Okay guys, maybe you’ve heard whispers of sex toys for men and the limitless pleasure they can bring, or perhaps you’ve owned some for years. […]

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