They say that you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover and, in the case of sex toys, you should never judge a toy by its packaging. Of course, it’s always satisfying to have a well-designed box but my bottom line is always “does this toy deliver mindblowing orgasms every time I use it?” If a toy does that, straight out of the box, then I’ll keep it under my pillow and forget about the packaging it came in. Despite this, I must confess that I made some reckless assumptions about Mr Hook when I held him in my hand for the very first time. Now that we’ve been intimate on numerous occasions, my assumptions have proved worthless and I can fully appreciate just how he earned his name. Believe me when I say that he deserves it. My definition of a great sex toy is quite simple: it has to be so effective and pleasing that I continue to use it long after the review of its quality has been written and published. This is very much the case with Mr Hook from Adrien Lastic. Elegant, perfectly shaped and highly ergonomic, Mr Hook fits perfectly. It has 10 vibration settings that are powered by two individual vibrating motors that line up with the pleasure spots: One motor is in the shaft for the g-spot and there is another external motor to satisfy the clitoris. The removable and washable straps adjust perfectly to any size. MATERIAL: 100% velvet touch silicone + ABS. Very pleasant to touch. […]
Sex Toy Reviews
I’ve been a sex toy tester since 2013. Since then, I’ve reviewed hundreds of products including: vibrators, wands, jiggle balls, clitoral stimulators, G spot stimulators, couples’s toys and more.
Featured brands have included: LELO, Fun Factory, Adrien Lastic, Pipedream, Pretty Love, TENGA, Bijoux indiscrets, Svakom, and many more.
Most of my sex toy reviews are in Spanish:
Last year I decided to create more content in English and that’s when I introduced the Sex Toy Laboratory. It’s main aim is to bring more humour into sex toy video reviews.
You will find some of my sex toy reviews below.
Sex Toy Review: Mini Bonnie – A Rabbit Vibrator from Adrien Lastic
‘Are you going to put all of that in?’ a lover asked me in shock. This was years ago when I decided to show him one my very first rabbit vibrators. I nodded and he just stared back at me, lost for words. After that conversation, things were never quite the same again between us. I did wonder if it was because the vibrator was so large that it could have been rather intimidating. However, I didn’t dwell on it for too long, because I still had my rabbit vibrator to entertain me. Of course, since then my collection has increased enormously, and I’ve encountered similar reactions to my more extravagantly proportioned toys. Fortunately I’ve also found that there are some men who just love the fact that I have so many toys to test. They seem very keen to observe a sex toy tester at work, and some have even offered to hold them for me while I carry out my investigations and explorations. The irony of this is that after having tried so many sex toys, I have to say that I’m not particularly demanding when it comes to the size of a vibrator. I’m much more concerned about the shape of a toy and the strength of its vibrations. I don’t need a big vibrator to achieve the desired effect. In fact, when faced with a choice I would always favour a smaller one. Naturally when I discovered that Adrien Lastic had launched Mini Bonnie, a new […]
Sex Toy Review: BOUNCER, A New Dildo by Fun Factory
I don’t normally get excited about dildos. However, when I first held BOUNCER, a new dildo from Fun Factory, in my hands, I felt that there was plenty to be excited about. Although BOUNCER may look like a regular dildo, its real charms only become apparent when you shake it. There are three rotating balls inside it that react to the softest touch. Its flat base makes BOUNCER suitable for harnesses and it also adheres to smooth surfaces. Its gently curved shape is perfect for stimulating the G-spot and prostate. The variable thickness of the toy’s shaft promises fulfilling moments of pleasure during vaginal or anal play. Available in black, red and candy rose. DIMENSIONS: Length 18 cm / 7.08 in and Ø 1.57 in. WEIGHT: 276 g. MATERIAL: 100% medical-grade silicone. 100% waterproof. Easy to clean although its surface attracts dust quite easily. Compatible with water-based lubricant. USABILITY: After washing it, I placed a condom on it and got straight down to business. I found that it was very easy to insert. Once it was fully inside, I used it in combination with a bullet vibrator to stimulate my clitoris while tapping gently on the base of the dildo. This made the balls move inside, which felt absolutely amazing. The sensation was similar to using jiggle balls, only this was much better. I’m proud to say that I managed to do all of this with just one hand. I also intended to use BOUNCER for a solo session of doggy-style […]
Review Mini Romeo from Adrien Lastic: O Romeo, Romeo!
“O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? “ Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespeare. I remember when I studied Romeo and Juliet at high school; it was my favourite Shakespeare play. I loved it for its story of forbidden love and passion. When we finished reading it, we went on a class trip to watch it performed in a theatre. It was fascinating to see the play come to life before my eyes, as it had only existed for me within the yellowing pages of an old book. But the most impressive part by far took place during the death scene at the end. Romeo was lying face up and my classmates and I could not help noticing that he had a huge erection. This was all the proof we needed that he was still very much alive and well. My classmates sniggered in the dark theatre, but I stared at him in amazement; not quite believing what I was seeing. Naturally, when I first saw this ‘Mini Romeo’ vibrator, I smiled. I was transported back to that era of my life. I was instantly filled with nostalgia. Despite the years that have gone by, and all the experience that I’ve acquired since then, I have to say that seeing an erection continues to impress me in the same way. Mini Romeo is a new toy from Adrien Lastic, who have recently released five new sex toys. Of all of them, I decided to try this one first. This was because […]
The Occupational Hazards of Being a Sex Toy Tester
Whenever my sex toy testing job arises in conversation, I have to underline the simple fact that it’s not just about orgasms. There are occupational hazards associated with any job and those have to be anticipated, and managed, if and when they might occur. Following a profession based on the pursuit of high-quality climaxes is no different. I have discovered, quite recently in fact, that there can be a certain degree of collateral damage associated with being a sex toy tester. What makes an effective sex toy is the quality, and focus, of the vibrations supplied by its motor. That, unsurprisingly in retrospect, is also the problem. I have always been concerned about Repetitive Strain Injury. These long-term afflictions are usually associated with office work and manual labour. Unfortunately, as a writer and reviewer of sex toys, I am doubly at risk. I have a variety of buzzing, vibrating, devices, held tightly in my right hand, on a daily basis. It comes as no surprise then, if there are repercussions to all my hard work, both good (sometimes very good) and bad. Now, I have a small ganglion cyst on my right wrist. Although there are several things that can contribute to their development there is one, in particular, that stood out when I did my research: “Other possible mechanisms for the development of ganglion cysts include repeated mechanical stress”. The fact remains, however, that I love my job as sex toy tester and if I have to suffer a […]
Fifty Shades of Grey: You’ve read the book, seen the trailer, now what?
Fifty Shades of Grey is trending again and it feels as though it never went away. The truth is, it’s always there now, in the back of our aroused minds. It is, in no small part, the responsibility of its author, E.L. James that 2012 will be remembered as a watershed for erotic literature and the portrayal of BDSM as a viable and peculiarly effective ingredient of modern sexuality. Now, we have seen the first trailer to the forthcoming Fifty Shades of Grey film. Everyone seems to be watching it, talking about it or avoiding it in case it does not live up to their private visualisation of the two main characters involved. Nevertheless, everyone will have to wait until Valentine’s Day 2015 to see it… If the length of the wait seems like a special type of torture then do not get overly concerned. Fifty Shades of Grey is all about BDSM. The punishing delay until fans of the books can see the film seems quite appropriate when you look at it from that perspective. If you need to keep yourself and your own personal Mr Grey distracted and entertained while you are both waiting patiently, then I can think of no better way than to take full advantage of the official Fifty Shades of Grey sex toy collection. The amazing variety of products it comprises will guarantee that neither of you will ever get bored. The collection includes toys such as vibrators, ben wah balls, G spot vibrator, […]