The other morning, I took a trip down memory lane. I revisited my hairdresser from ten years ago in the Born district of Barcelona. I used to go there when I worked in real estate. Before I went to get my trim, I wandered the streets and reminisced about those times. In 2009, I lived the hardest summer of my life. I had no money. I was working on a commission only basis and sales were scarce. It was probably the worst time ever to be in real estate. In addition to my problems at work, I had several personal problems. After hitting rock bottom, I decided to leave my job and set up this blog. Needless to say, I’m ever so glad I did, despite all the challenges that I have faced over the years. This morning, as I walked those streets, I remembered the ‘me’ from back then and imagined how impressed she would have been had she known that I would be raising orgasmic awareness on a global level ten years later. In spite of the naysayers around me, I have totally exceeded my own expectations on all levels. Back then, I was using my sex toys several times a day. Oftentimes, it was just to help me get over the stressful period that I was going through. After all, there is nothing quite like an orgasm to escape. Little did I know that all that self-loving was part of my training programme for my future career. […]
Clitoral Suction Toys
These toys represent a different and non traditional way of stimulating the clitoris without touching it. These products have revolutionized the sector in recent years and they are particularly noteworthy because they can supply rapid – and extremely intense – orgasms.
My reviews of the products offered by Womanizer, Satisfyer and LELO can be found here.
Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration Review
I’ve been sleeping terribly lately. I wake up between 3 and 5 am every night. According to my research on Google, waking up at this time is quite typical during a kundalini awakening. Although it’s exhausting, I do love those rare moments of silence during the early hours of the morning. As I toss and turn in my unmade bed, instead of getting tired, I often get my best ideas and insights. They are like downloads from the Divine. There is a clear mismatch between my active mind and tired body. I usually use orgasm therapy to bridge this gap. There’s nothing like a self-love session to relax my body, distract my mind and send me back to sleep for a few more hours before I face the challenges of the day. The other day during another one of my insomnia bouts, I couldn’t help but feel incredibly frustrated with myself. Why cant I just sleep? I wondered. I almost wanted to cry from desesperation. But then, I remembered that I had the new Satisfyer Pro 3 Vibration to test. All of a sudden, my frown turned upside down and became a smile. I was convinced that it would be the perfect insomnia remedy… Orgasm is a great muscle relaxant and the scandalous fantasies that I require to reach climax are, without a doubt, the best mind distractor ever. They allow me to think about fun things as opposed to whatever it is that is keeping me awake. The Satisfyer […]
Satisfyer 1 Next Generation Sex Toy Review
To understand the present, it is necessary to reflect on the past and re-evaluate recent history. This is especially true when it comes to The Satisfyer – one of the most revolutionary and orgasmic sex toys produced in recent times. Today, I’m going to travel back in time and test the very first Satisfyer. Satisfyer 1 Next Generation is a clitoral stimulator that uses pressure waves to stimulate the clitoris without actually touching it. I have tested a great many Satisfyers but not the very first one, until now. Of course, it goes without saying that I’m intrigued to find out how and where it all began. This particular Satisfyer is battery-operated. I rarely test battery-operated pleasure products these days as USB rechargeable devices have pretty much replaced them. I must confess that I really dont miss having to remove any available batteries from my remote controls, or my wall clock, just to have an orgasm or three. I always had every intention to replace them, and I did. But then I neglected to set the correct the time on the clock. It was inevitable that I ended up having to remove and replace them, time and time again. Despite these challenges, battery-operated toys do possess some advantages. For example, they are ideal for sex toy commitment-phobes who might be thinking of buying a sex toy but who aren’t absolutely sure about it. They are an easy recommendation for a first-timer because they are usually a lot more affordable. When […]
Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibration – Review
This sex toy sucks. I mean, it really sucks! “Yes, you WILL have an orgasm.” This is precisely how I would summarise my experience with Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibration. I was so looking forward to trying this toy because I’m a big fan of sex toys with a suction function when it’s combined with effective vibrations. I know of a great many women who swear by the pressure wave technology incorporated into the Satisfyer toys. I can’t deny that I enjoyed it too, but not quite enough to make me want to repeat the experience on a regular basis. I only really jumped on the ‘sucky-suck’ bandwagon properly when additional vibrations were included. The Satisfyer Pro 2 Vibration offers 2 motors that can be controlled individually. This means that you can enjoy both vibrations and pressure waves at the same time or separately. There are 11 pressure wave levels of intensity and they are all continuous. There are 10 different vibration levels which can be set on a continuous mode or provide waves and pulsations. I guess that I prefer a more gradual journey towards destination orgasm. This type of stimulation is a little too ‘on the point’ (quite literally) for me to enjoy the gradual build-up and steady accumulation of orgasmic potential that I usually enjoy. But with integrated vibrations, Satisfyer Pro 2 becomes something else entirely. Its speedy efficacy feels so good that a faster and more precise orgasm-provoking technique doesn’t seem to be a disadvantage at all. […]
Tracy’s Dog – Clitoral and G Spot Stimulator Review
Just moments after publishing the video review of this exquisite sex toy on my YouTube channel, I received the first comment: ‘It looks interesting, a pity about the name, though’. I couldn’t agree more, I thought to myself. Of all the combinations of words that are available in the English language, ‘Tracy’s Dog’ could be one of the least orgasmic to name a toy. But don’t let that put you off. Because I can guarantee that this toy is so much better than its name suggests. I’ve had Tracy’s Dog sitting next to my ‘in tray’ for several weeks. I was already intrigued about its shape and functionality and I was ready to put it to the test. Then I became ill over the festive period and everything had to be delayed. I was feeling incredibly guilty about the subsequent build-up of sex toys that I still needed to review but I was unable to make any progress. Ever since my spiritual awakening, I firmly believe that everything happens when it’s supposed to, even being ill. I needed to stop and connect with myself. When I remembered this divine truth, I began to let go of my anxiety. It was more important to focus on my recovery instead. So when I was well enough to enjoy this toy properly, I unboxed it, held it in my hands and switched it on. After feeling it pulse in my hand, I wondered why it had taken me so long to give it […]
Discovery Kit from We-Vibe Review for Babeland
I must admit, I’m getting really into couple’s sex toys. This may seem like a strange statement from a professional sex toy tester. But the truth is, it has taken me lots of testing to get to this point. Whenever I got some human action, I used to prefer to keep my adult novelties in their respective boxes and enjoy some rare skin to skin action whenever I the opportunity arose. Then, I would use my silicone friends to remember my sexual encounters. And sometimes, to imagine the next ones. But now that I’m getting a lot more sex, I have discovered that sex toys are the perfect compliment for keeping the passion alive in a relationship. The Discovery Kit from We-Vibe contains ten erotic novelties for solo or couple use to mark ten years of We-Vibe. The kit also contains a Womanizer Starlet as a result of their recent fusion with Womanizer. Valentine’s Day is around the corner and if you want to indulge in some sexual and sensual discovery with your partner, this kit is ideal. The advantage of a gift like this is that it is something you can enjoy together. Moreover, it will inevitably bring you closer and it will certainly provide orgasmic experiences. The We-vibe Discovery Kit is ideal for those who have limited or no experience with sex toys. You can discover clitoral stimulation, G spot stimulation, dual stimulation, anal play, as well as sensual BDSM play. It is also ideal for those who […]