I honestly believe that the secret to happiness is gratitude. When I received this Womanizer InsideOut, it made me feel even more fortunate to have my current professional status. I’m constantly receiving new – and highly impressive – pleasure products. So, when a particular piece of packaging stands out, it can make me feel even more aware of what I should be thankful for. It’s not something I take for granted, I’m truly grateful for each and every collaboration and every associated orgasm that allows me to maintain this lifestyle.
I must admit, that when I received the G Vibe 2 vibrator and saw its unusual shape, I wondered if it would work for me. Then, after studying it, I understood just how many different ways there were to enjoy it.
It’s a vibrator with a shaft that splits into two distinct points. Imagine a pair of very flexible tongues with motors in their tips. There is also another powerful motor located in the base of the shaft. I studied the accompanying leaflet that included drawings of some suggested uses and decided to try all the solo female options. If I’d been masturbating at my old rate, I would have completed all the tests in one day. At my current pace, it took longer and lasted longer. With every variation, I had much more than an ordinary orgasm in mind.
Peepshow Toys sent me two Nocturnal Lipstick Vibes from Blush Novelties. This was ‘because we couldn’t decide which colour to send.’ The prospect thrilled me, needless to say. I was understandably happy about having one for myself because of the pleasure it was going to give me. I was just as thrilled to have a spare one because I could choose someone to give it to. This would be great for my karma. I would be gifting someone high-quality orgasms. It was gratifying to imagine that pleasure coming back to me ten-fold, sometime in the future. I enjoyed a special tingle as I wondered how and when that returning energy would manifest itself.
I received Stronic Real about a month ago. At the moment I’m becoming inundated with deliveries of similarly sized boxes; they all contain new sex toys for me to unbox, test and review. I must confess that Stronic Real was still part of an unsteady stack of deliveries and it wasn’t until I had to try it out on behalf of Peepshow Toys that I gave it my full, and undivided, attention. Foolishly, I assumed it was just another phallus-shaped toy. How different from the others could it possibly be?
I recently received these Magnetic Geisha Balls from G Vibe to review. I was thrilled by the opportunity to strengthen my PC muscles even more. I love small, heavy, weights to train with and these are ideal for that purpose.
There are seven different weight combinations available, which means Magnetic Geisha Balls from G Vibe are an ideal progressive exerciser. This avoids the prospect of having to invest in another product as your strength increases. Magnetic Geisha balls are ideally suited to all levels, from beginners to advanced.
The Thruster is a handheld sex machine designed by aerospace engineers, which means it’s guaranteed to provide you with an out-of-this-world experience. The Thruster is ideal for those times when you crave penetration but there’s no one around to oblige.
‘I can’t stop thinking about an older man.’ I confessed. My friend raised his eyebrows in disbelief. ‘But much older than you. A man in his eighties.’ I specified. My friend burst out laughing, not quite believing what he was hearing. But I didn’t. I was being very serious, so I decided to elaborate. His age and experience not only accentuate my youth and beauty, but he also makes my clitoris throb uncontrollably. His formal nature that is typical of his generation is a total turn on. But I want to encourage him to forget the formality and do what he has always craved and never dared to do.
Although I’m single, choosing a suitable candidate with which to test couples toys is always a challenge. When it comes to vibrating eggs, however, that isn’t the case. I can hand the remote control device to anyone. That’s precisely what I did with this wireless vibrating egg from Odeco, available at IMO Toys. It can be worn discretely in public while the controller can be pressed by any number of random fingers. Those digits can be attached to individuals whom I don’t have to be intimate with.
When Zemalia invited me to choose a product of theirs to test, there really was no doubt. As soon as I saw the Venus vibrator, I knew that it had to be mine. Besides, Zemalia obviously had good taste; giving something a good name must mean that it’s a good product.
I chose the name Venus for myself for several reasons. At first, it was because I always felt like a Venus. I studied fine art as a teenager and when I discovered the image of the pale-skinned, redheaded, Renaissance Venus, it made me wonder if I’d been born a few centuries too late. The generic, plastic, porn-look was beginning to gain popularity at the same time and that was something that I’ve never wanted to emulate. I’ve always been a fan and a proponent of natural beauty.